Monthly Archives: January 2004

Last night I had a dream where we were making puppies by taking these little pellets and sticking them in the microwave. A couple minutes later you open the door and a puppy jumps out. Sharon Osborn was there for … Continue reading →

Every year everyone makes some New Year’s resolutions and no one ever keeps them, right? Well, I’ve come up with the perfect New Year’s resolution, one that even I can keep. Are you ready? I resolve to stay alive yet … Continue reading →

Last night I had a dream in which Bart’s (of the Simpsons fame) latest act of mischief was to get a girl pregnant, and now he had to find a way to get himself out of the shotgun wedding while … Continue reading →