Last night I had a dream in which Bart’s (of the Simpsons fame) latest act of mischief was to get a girl pregnant, and now he had to find a way to get himself out of the shotgun wedding while MEANWHILE Bob Barker (of the Price is Right fame) thought he found Jesus reincarnated in a little girl, but couldn’t spread the word because, oh yeah, he had been falsely accused of murder and was running from the law, Dr. Richard Kimblel-style. I swear to God, I’m not making this shit up. And it only spiraled further out of control from there.