Daily Archives: January 1, 2004

Every year everyone makes some New Year’s resolutions and no one ever keeps them, right? Well, I’ve come up with the perfect New Year’s resolution, one that even I can keep. Are you ready? I resolve to stay alive yet … Continue reading →

Last night I had a dream in which Bart’s (of the Simpsons fame) latest act of mischief was to get a girl pregnant, and now he had to find a way to get himself out of the shotgun wedding while … Continue reading →