Why I HATE 90’s Music

(or How Peace, Prosperity and the Compact Disc Destroyed Popular Music and How George W., 9/11 and Internet File Sharing Saved It Again)

Just so we’re all clear, I don’t hate all 90’s music. There will always be a few genius artists in any generation that will push back the limitations of the day and make music that will stand the test of time. The 90’s did give us Beck, Bjork, Jay-Z, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead and The Wu-Tang Clan, just to name a few.

But on the whole, I absolutely loath 90’s music.

Of every decade and genre of music–from the 60’s up until today–90’s music has to be the least represented genre/period on my iPod, which seems really odd in a way, because the 90’s were the decade that I really discovered music. At the start of the decade I was just hitting puberty and going into middle school and by the end I was graduating high school. (Literally the end. I graduated in 1999.) Basically my entire formative teenage years were crammed into this decade, and yet I can’t stand most of the music that came out of it.

It wasn’t until I went to college that music started getting better again and I finally discovered my personal taste in music.

So what happened? Where did the 90’s go wrong? And why do I hate them so much?

Let’s start with that last question, and with the music itself. What’s so wrong with 90’s music, Ben? Well, the 90’s were typified by hit songs that were so saccharinely sweet and infectiously catchy that you almost instantly hated them, at which point the radio programmers kicked it into high gear and never stopped playing them. You had two major styles that songs seemed to fit into–either the weird and quirky hit (which basically sounded like someone threw a bunch of music genres at the wall, saw what stuck, and made a song out of that) or the safe, pleasant, sissified and accessible hit.

It was a decade where anything that sounded different (or “alternative” to coin a term) was served up to the masses as if it were the second coming of pop music, when in reality there really wasn’t anything different about it. You had the same pop structure that had been working for years recycled over and over with different bells and whistles wrapped around it to make it seem edgy and unique. Which it wasn’t. Punk and New Wave had already opened up that door a decade earlier and everything since started to sound tired and recycled.

Of course we all remember how this decade of music started. There was one musical genius that showed all of us a possible ray of light of what was to come (not to be confused with Madonna’s Ray of Light). But all hope for a good decade of music died when Kurt Cobain took his own life in 1994. Maybe he saw where music was going and didn’t want to be a part of it.

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Free EP Alert!

If you liked yesterday’s Matt Van Schie track, well, unfortunately I haven’t figured out a way to get that EP for free… yet. (Although *cough* *cough* I can direct you to a blog where you can download two songs, including Journey, and a remix for free. *cough* *cough*)

If, however, you are looking for something similar in the totally legit AND free category, may I direct you to a band called Elite Gymnastics. Their very similar sounding dream pop is bound to scratch that itch you have AND they are just giving the EP away for free! Get the Real Friends EP here.

Because real friends let you know how to get your paws on the Real Friends EP.

Edit 8/2/13 All Elite Gymnastic links are dead 😦 

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Summer Music From Around The World – A Summertime Primer

Lots of new music to share with you guys, and since summer is right around the corner I thought we might work with a theme in this post. So in no particular order, here we go.

First up: Delorean. No, not the retro-futuristic car that can send you back to the future if you travel over 88 MPH, but the Spanish electronic band that’ll make you feel like you are at the beach all year long. I love this song so much. It’s the first track on their new album, Subiza, and from the second I heard the first lines of melody I knew I was hooked.

Delorean – Stay Close

I’m not really the biggest Black Keys fan, but when I came across this video randomly this morning I instantly knew I had to get the new album when it came out. Love the Craig Ferguson-esq dinosaur puppet, love the poolside cat fights, and I love the disclaimer rolling along the bottom of the screen that’s actually more entertaining than the craziness that’s happening above it.

The Black Keys – Next Girl

From Spain, to Akron, and now to Australia. Matt Van Schie was once part of the band Van She, and now he’s off doing his own solo thing with a new EP. Thank god he’s still making music because there is nothing I love more than Australian electronic love ballads. The video is really beautifully shot (is this footage from a movie, does anyone know?) and more than a little sexy.

UPDATE: The movie is L’amant (1992)

Matt Van Schie – Journey

To finish up our whirlwind summer world tour we end in Sweden with Club 8. This is a band I found through the amazing Labrador label, a label that if you’re not already familiar with, you should be (Radio Dept., The Mary Onettes, etc.). Everything on it is good. Club 8’s dream pop sounds a lot like a combination of Sweden’s own Cardigans and France’s Ivy.

Amazingly I can’t really find any official music videos for these guys online, aside from the one for their latest single off their upcoming album. This song is from their last album of the same name and is probably an official video, but I can’t tell for sure. What I can tell is that the song is really pretty and the video imagery fits in with our theme, so enjoy.

Club 8 – The Boy Who Couldn’t Stop Dreaming

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Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking RAWK OUT!

Get your indie groove on, physic nerds!

I feel like I should be listening to this in the back of a painted van sitting in some field somewhere.

If you want to check out more videos like this one, or download MP3s for your iPod, go here.

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Monty Python’s Knights of the Round Spaceship

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Betty White Lines

Combining your love of Betty White with Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel, I give you Betty White Lines:

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WTF Video Monday

And you thought the last video was screwed up. Here’s the new video for Drunk Girls by LCD Soundsystem, directed by none other than Spike Jonze! At first I didn’t think I was going to like it, but after a minute I loved every crazy-ass panda-man part of it. Enjoy:

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Losers (feat. Riz MC & Envy) – Flush

Here is a really sweet video from the Losers. I combines my love of UK Grime, dance music and crazy cut-and-paste Victorian illustrations all into one video. It reminds me of this surrealist collage artist I learned about in college, but for the life of me I can’t remember his name. Anyone who can help me figure out who it was gets uber-bonus points from me.

[Update: A helpful blog reader has reminded me that I was, in fact, thinking of Max Ernst. Check this book out. If anything it makes for a very cool coffee table book.]

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Yo, Nobody Should Dance With The Bear!

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HEALTH – We Are Water

I can’t remember the last time I’ve ever seen a horror movie music video. (Does Thriller even count?) I’m starting to wonder why this popular genre seems complete absent in the world of music videos after seeing this one. I’ve always had a Love/Hate relationship with HEALTH (I love a few songs, hate almost all the others) but this song is almost as cool as the video. Really well done, very atmospheric, but definitely not for the squeamish.

Enjoy:

HEALTH “We are Water” from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

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