So my boss has a degree in psychiatry and I decide to ask him today if he knew anything about dream analysis. I had a weird dream the night before that had left me a little unsettled and I was wondering if he could help me figure out what it was about. Let’s just say that as soon as he started telling me what it meant I knew immediately what it meant and regretted instantly opening my mouth. Thank god I left out one key detail of the dream because that could have led to one very embarrassing situation. Let that be a lesson to you all: Keep your subconscious at home.