Monthly Archives: November 2008
Why is it that a new bar of soap is always so much soapier than an almost gone bar of soap? Is all the good stuff on the outside of the bar? I hate wasting that last sliver of soap … Continue reading
So my boss has a degree in psychiatry and I decide to ask him today if he knew anything about dream analysis. I had a weird dream the night before that had left me a little unsettled and I was … Continue reading
The Matrix Runs on Windows
New Order just put out Deluxe Editions of their classic albums. I want them. But I have no money. Life is unfair.
So I figured out why I haven’t heard the guy upstairs having sex in a while. He’s got a new girlfriend. Too bad. His last girlfriend was cute.
So America elected its first black president, which is pretty darn exciting. But then the following happened at the same time: Sign of good times to come or first signs of the coming apocalypse? You Decide!