Monthly Archives: November 2007
Zombie Lincoln in 2008
[Co-worker]: So Ben, are you a Democrat or a Republican? [Me]: (After a thought-out pause) I’m a reluctant Democrat. [CW]: Ha, I like that. [ME]: Yeah, I’d be a full blown Democrat if they weren’t all such idiots right now. … Continue reading
POSTERS
I have all of my furniture for my apartment now, more or less. I finally got it all cleaned up too. There is just one thing missing in it and that’s personality. So I think I need some accessories to spice my … Continue reading
And you thought your Thanksgiving was rough…
Thanksgiving I went down to my cousin’s where we had plenty of food, fun, and merryment (ie booze). The party went on a little long though, which is to say it never really stopped, and despite trying to lie down … Continue reading
People Getting Punched Right Before Eating
If you thought Lazy Sunday and Dick In a Box were great and you didn’t think it could get any better than that, wait until you watch this new SNL Digital Short. I was laughing so hard that I thought … Continue reading
It is a sign of what, exactly?
I’m interested in astrology, not necessarily because I believe that we can predict the future, but because of things like this: VIRGO – The Perfectionist Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise … Continue reading
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Ok, raise your hands if you are enjoying it being dark at 4:30 now. …. Hard day at work? Stressed out? Lashing out at the world? Would you like to relax, decompress, fall in love with being alive again instead … Continue reading
Frick, it’s too damn early
I believe that everyone should at least once start their morning off by listening to Kraftwerk’s The Robots and by doing a robot dance to it. Try it and tell me it doesn’t make going to work just a little … Continue reading
RE: Tonight’s Heroes
Dear Heroes, I know I’ve been hard on you for your shit-tastic beginning to this season, but with the last two episodes you have really made up for those shortcomings. Keep the awesomeness coming. But seriously, what really made up … Continue reading