Laura Welsh – Cold Front

You want to see another candidate for video of the year? Check out Laura Welsh’s “Cold Front”. This video features stunningly black and white photography and some extremely clever play with shadows. Every second of this video is interesting to watch. Not only is the cinematography gorgeous but the editing and choreography perfectly encapsulate the feeling and mood of this doozy of a song. This is just a really cool, memorable video. Check it out.

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French Horn Rebellion – Dancing Out (feat. Jody Watley & Young Empires)

Oh my god you guys, this is definitely an early candidate for one of my favorite videos of the year. Ya’ll know I love just about anything 80’s and this video is bursting at the seams with 80’s goodness. The beat, the rhythm, the synths…all totally 80’s. The look, the colors, the hair, the mustache! All totally 80’s. By the time the video jump cuts to the nuclear sunset at the end of the video I knew I was in love. This video just keeps getting better and better every time I watch it.

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The Lonely Island – Go Kindergarten (feat. Robyn)

I had high hopes for The Lonely Island’s recently released ‘The Wack Album’ and unfortunately it doesn’t really stand up with their first two albums. It’s still pretty good, but you can tell they’re running low on great ideas and falling back quite a bit on dick jokes (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Now that they’ve left SNL they no longer have SNL’s digital shorts to fall back on, so to promote the album they’ve been releasing a new video for the album every Wednesday, but to mixed results. In fact there hadn’t really been a real knock out of the park video until “Go Kindergarten” was released this week. Finally, a video to stand up with their great videos from the past! The video is packed with great cameos, including Paul Rudd and Sean Combs as best friends (who knew?) who have no choice but to do whatever the band says and a uncredited Sarah Chalke as the lady who doesn’t know how to whip her dick around (don’t worry, she figures it out). And it goes without saying that I love me some Robyn, which makes her guest vocals on this hilarious track the cherry on top of this sundae.

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Ralph Myerz – Take A Look At The World (feat. Annie)

What’s with all of these videos where the lead singer is just singing in the back seat of a car? Is this really the most exciting idea that they could think of for a music video? Seems a little lazy to me. It’s a shame, because I was really looking forward to the video to this amazing track from Ralph Myerz’s forthcoming new album ‘SuperSonicPulse’, featuring the fantastic Annie on vocals. I love whatever that sound is that sets up the melody before Annie delivers each verse, that “bada da da duh!” and also how Annie’s vocals seem to just skip across the beat like a stone hopping across a still pond. Can’t wait to see what else Annie and Ralph Myerz have in store for us this year, as they’re both coming out with new albums in 2013.

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Leona Lewis – Bleeding Love (Napoleon Gold Remix)

Napoleon Gold have taken Leona Lewis’ mega-hit “Bleeding Love” and slowed down the vocals so much that it sounds as if you’re high on cough syrup, and somehow it all works together with the light breezy melody and electronic dissonance in the background to create something that’s super sexy and romantic sounding. And if the music alone didn’t sell you on how sexy this track is, the video, filled with images of famous movie kisses, just might. So put aside 9 minutes of your day to enjoy this perfect lazy Sunday track.

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Froggy Fresh – Dunked On

Words can’t really express how awesome this video is, but I’ll try my best anyways. Despite the fact that the last time we saw James he was murdering Money Maker Mike’s mom, for some reason Mike and Froggy Fresh are now playing basketball with him, because the best way to get revenge on someone is to dunk on them, obviously. They’re playing in authentic NBA uniforms while using a ball slightly larger than a Nerf ball on a hoop that can’t be much more than 6 feet off the ground, competing for the most awesome looking tinfoil trophy that you’ve ever seen. Who knew that hearing the answer to the question, “Why’s James crying?” would be the best answer you’ve ever heard to any question ever asked ever.

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Happy 10 Year Anniversary, C’est Non Un Blog!!!

Roughly 10 years ago, as my senior year of college was slowly winding down, I found myself talking with my freshman year roommate who was trying to explain to me what a “blog” was. At first I didn’t get it. To my mind a blog was essentially a diary, and isn’t the whole point of having a diary that you were writing down your most private thoughts as a keepsake or reminder for yourself and no one else? Weren’t they suppose to be private? Who would want to hear about every minute detail of everything I did every day? Keep in mind this was before Facebook, before Twitter, before Instagram. MySpace (God help us) was the hot new thing at the time, and even that wasn’t big on sharing your personal thoughts. I kept asking myself, “Why would anyone ever want to keep a blog?”

At first I believed the whole idea of a blog was extremely stupid, but something about my friend’s enthusiasm for it wormed its way into my brain, Inception-style, and I finally broke down the next day wanting to start my own blog. Anyone who’s read since the beginning might remember that the original version of this blog actually appeared on Blogspot, but it only lasted for a little less than three months before someone invited me to LiveJournal, which has been its home ever since. I guess at this point if I really wanted to keep with the times I would move this puppy to Tumblr, but LiveJournal has been its home for so long that it would feel like a shame to uproot it. C’est Non Un Blog did get its own Facebook page last year, so at least I guess it’s not that far behind the times.

I’ve discussed the inspiration for C’est Non Un Blog’s name here in the past, so I’ll keep this brief, but basically what happened when I was trying think of a name was that I wanted something cheeky, something clever, and something that played off the whole idea that I wasn’t even that into having a blog at the time I created it. Something I was always a big fan of was ‘The Treachery of Images’, a painting by the Belgian René Magritte, which was essentially a painting of a pipe with the words “This is not a pipe” written underneath it. Magritte’s explanation of the controversial painting was that no matter how realistically he rendered the image of a pipe in the painting it would never actually be a real pipe. He’s quoted as saying, “could you stuff my pipe? No, it’s just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture “This is a pipe,” I’d have been lying!” I thought that this was the perfect inspiration for what I wanted to do with my blog, but my rudimentary knowledge of French from a half-year of studies in the 7th grade betrayed me up when creating the title, since, as I was informed later by a friend and as you can see from the original image below, my French was pretty shit. What I really meant to write was “Ceci n’est pas une blog” but by the time I figured that out I had already fallen in love with the original name for my blog. And upon reflecting on my error, I felt my horribly grammatically incorrect bastardization of the French language kind of worked for what was the original inspiration for the name was anyways, so I kept it.

C’est Non Un Blog has gone through several different incarnations throughout its 10 years. At first it followed the whole diary format I had originally been so skeptical of, but that didn’t last long for several key reasons. The first and probably most important reason was that it had just gotten too personal. I had broken up with someone prior to starting the blog but naively thought that we could stay friends afterwords, which led to me immaturely dragging what should have been a private fight into the very public online world, which didn’t exactly go so well for me when things started to backfire in my face. Add to that the fact that after I left college I didn’t exactly have a whole lot of personal things to write about anyways and it became obvious to me that stating my personal opinions about real people online wasn’t exactly the best thing for me to be doing socially, confirming my original skepticism about the whole format of blogging. Another thing I was also writing about at the time was my humorous (I thought) observations about the world around me, which is something I still do, but those writings have migrated to my personal Facebook page. You’ll probably notice though that even on Facebook I rarely talk about my personal life for exactly the reasons I’ve listed above, because of those lessons I learned from that first train-wreck year of blogging.

The blog was really in trouble of disappearing at that point until I stumbled upon something new to write about that would ultimately completely change the format of the blog. I grew up in a small town in Upstate New York called Hoosick Falls in a house tucked way out in the boonies where the only things you really could do to pass the time was be outdoorsy or watch movies. Well, I hate exercise and my skin basically boils when I walk out in the sun, so watching movies was something I could do exceedingly well. I originally went to school wanting to major in filmmaking, but it became apparent to me fairly early on that my lack of a rudimentary background knowledge in even the most basic of classic films was going to be a big hindrance and life kind of took over from there. After school I had an abundance of disposable income and free time so I decided to further my education by watching every movie I could get my hands on, and what followed was a DVD library that now includes over 2,100 titles and several years worth of DVD reviews of those films. I was quite productive over all that time and I have several hundred pages worth of reviews saved in Word documents on my computer to prove it. Ultimately my own ambition got the best of me and I just couldn’t keep up with workload involved with writing about all the films I was watching. But then right about the time that I was starting to burn myself out another big life change happened that would change the format yet again.

In 2006 I moved to Seattle, which became the catalyst for several key changes in how I blogged. First, I was now living over 3,000 miles away from most of my movies, which made writing about them a bit of a challenge. On the plus side I now had access to high speed internet (back home my parents are still rocking the dial-up) which made watching videos on this new fancy site called “YouTube” (you may have heard of it) something I could actually take advantage of for the first time. This was also the time in music history when it was probably the easiest it has ever been to download free music on the internet. Finding new music and listening to it pretty much instantly was about as easy as fishing with dynamite. That combined with the fact that I also now lived a few blocks from one of the best record stores in the country–Easy Street Records–meant that my obsession with movies had now switched to music. It wasn’t an immediate switch in formats though. I still wrote about movies periodically, mainly when I discovered the Seattle International Film Festival and went hog wild there, and the videos I posted were a pretty even mix of music videos and random funny shit I found on YouTube. Like my humorous observations those eventually became things I posted on Facebook instead of the blog, but it was really my friend Amy’s insistence that I create a mixtape for her that officially sealed the fate for what is now the current incarnation of C’est Non Un Blog. Based on the music videos I was posting at the time she saw that we had pretty similar tastes in music and recognizing that I had my hand firmly stuck in the cookie jar of new music asked me if I’d share a few tracks with her, and instead of just sharing those songs with her alone I decided to share the mixtape on my blog for anyone else that might also be interested and the rest, as they say, was history. When I realized that there were more than a few people who were interested in hearing what I was listening to (I say that as if huge numbers of people actually read this) I decided to blog about music full-time, which catches us up to where we are today, 10 years later.

I’ve read a lot of my friends’ blogs over these 10 years and I’ve seen most of them dry up and disappear. My only advice to anyone looking to write a blog or keep theirs going for the long haul is just to write about what you love. If you’re not doing that then blogging becomes work, and who wants to do work when they don’t have to? What drives me to keep coming back and posting after all these years is that the things I talk about when I do post are the things I actually do really like. I’m sharing this stuff because I want you to really like it too, and if I succeed in doing that for at least one other person then I feel like this whole exercise is worth it. I’m extremely grateful for all the people who still read my poor excuse at blogging after all these years and if you’d like to keep reading just throw me a comment every once and a while to let me know you’re still out there. Better yet, I’m all for you sharing this blog with anyone you think might be interested in reading it. At heart I’m a narcissistic attention hog, so the more attention I think I have the more frequently my ego will force me post. I mean, regardless I’m going to keep writing, but every pat on the back helps keep the fire burning. Before I really start to sound like an asshole I’ll leave you with this: If you’ve ever wondered, if you have a blog and I know you have a blog, then yes, I’m still reading it, and I’m looking forward to every new post you’re willing to share with me.

Thanks again for 10 years of posting and here’s hoping there’s at least 10 more!

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Autoerotique – Asphyxiation

FU2 FU4 FU5Summer has arrived and you know what that means…it’s time for over-the-top Euro-House music with amusing, if somewhat sexist, music videos! While Europe has a tendency to pump these kinds of videos out like it’s the only kind of video anyone was ever allowed to make, this dodgeball inspired video for “Asphyxiation” (get it?) has to be the sexiest and funniest one since Eric Prydz’s “Call On Me”. For fans of party ready club music (and lots of underboob) this isn’t one to be missed.

FU3

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Banks – Warm Water / Fall Over

If “Bubble Butt” wasn’t your thing, perhaps Banks’ romantic R&B stylings in “Warm Water” might be more your speed. The track was produced by blog favorite Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs and has a super chill, pleasant vibe perfect for a drizzly, lazy afternoon.

And if you want something a little more upbeat than that, check out “Fall Over”. Banks is definitely someone I’m going to keep an eye on in the future.

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Major Lazer – Bubble Butt (feat. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Tyga & Mystic)

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at this video.

You’ve got to love some good ol’ fashioned Major Lazer craziness.

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