Anyone else watch the second season premiere of Ax Men? Oh my gawd, I was laughing my ass off. This season they have a new form of logging called Aqua Logging, which is where you find old growth logs that had gotten stuck in the river on their way to the mill and you pull them out for big dough. I guess those logs absorb minerals from the river bed, which gives them a really cool curing so that with a little polishing they make great mantels and furniture. Only problem is that the guy pulling these logs has assembled the Bad News Bears of logging to help out. Highlights include instantly blowing the motor on his barge and then proceeding to then bounce said barge off of…well, everything. Sprinkle in the current Nor Easters snow worth of f-bombs and you get a great night of TV.