Conversation heard in an elevator:

GUY: [looking at girl on other side of the elevator] Are you shivering?

GIRL: No.

GUY: You are totally shivering.

GIRL: I’m not shivering.

GUY: Oh, so you are just shaking like a sausage?

[the other girl with them starts to laugh]

GIRL: What??

GUY: Shaking like a sausage. What? Don’t look at me. It’s a song.

[awkward laughter]

GIRL 2: It’s “shake it like a salt shaker”.

GUY: Really?

GIRL 2: Uh, yeah.

GUY: Huh, I never knew that.

——

Uh, seriously dude? What the heck does shake it like a sausage even mean??!

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