I don’t think I’ve told this story yet. God knows why. But it needs to be told.

When I went to my Sasha and Digweed concert a month or so ago, which was awesome by the way, the two of them whipped the crowd into a frenzy as their set drew to a close. Everyone was going crazy, whooping and hollering. I was right at the front living it up. And then I heard this guy behind me scream out not once, but several times:

“SASHA AND DIGWEED, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD!”

That’s it? That’s the best that you’ve got?

“YOU GUYS ARE GOOD!!!”

Somebody get that poor boy a thesaurus. Or did the show really not impress him all that much? “You known, it was a really, really, REALLY good set. Not GREAT, but really good.”

Shmuck.