Actual Headline in the Seattle Times:

Man Stabs Ex-Wife to Death
THEN HE IS KILLED
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Party at VFW

Turns out he stabbed her at a VFW party, then was shot to death by another man.  I saw that headline though and couldn’t stop reading it over and over.  Best thing is, they don’t even mention a VFW until you flip to the inside of the paper to finish the story, so you’re basically scratching your head, wondering why they threw a party for all of this.  Classic.  My favorite part is that they actually put THEN HE IS KILLED all in caps, just like how I wrote it.

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