Today at work Amanda said that she was sad that I was leaving because she was going to try and set me up with a friend of hers, someone we both knew from high school. Knowing her I was like, “Really? Why’s that?” fishing for whatever similarities we might have in common.

She wrinkled her nose and said, “Well, you’re both really nice…” and trailed off, I assume because that was all she had.

When all is said and done, I guess there are worse reasons to be set up with someone and even worse things people could think of you.