It never stops amazing me that after a customer asks of our Outdoor speakers, “Are these 100% all-weather speakers?” and I respond, “Yes, they are,” literally 100% of the time they follow up with the question: “Do you have to take the speakers in in the winter?” Uh, yes sir, you do have to take these all-weather speakers in when it comes to snow. Because, you know, snow isn’t really actually weather. Snow is like the letter Y. Sometimes it is a vowel, but not really.
This 20-something guy came in the other day with a T-shirt on that said: “Squeeze a boob…Save a life.” It wasn’t until he left and I saw the back of his shirt that I realized it was for Breast Cancer awareness.
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“Are these 100% all-weather speakers?” and I respond, “Yes, they are,” literally 100% of the time they follow up with the question: “Do you have to take the speakers in in the winter?” Uh, yes sir, you do have to take these all-weather speakers in when it comes to snow. Because, you know, snow isn’t really actually weather
Am I correct to presume you’re being sarcastic and that you don’t really have to take the speakers in for snow?
That would be a very safe assumption, yes.