The signs around here have been pretty disappointing lately. It seems that all of the crazy has been sapped out of these places by the holiday spirit. Boo! This is the time of year where you should be getting more crazy, not less! Anyway, I haven’t really been able to scrounge up much lately, so I’ll share some signs I received from other people. First up, my sister:

–Hi Benjamin! I have another sign that I thought you would enjoy from my favorite church in Moravia:

–“Don’t wait until the hearse brings you to come to church.”

This reminded me of a great sign outside of the church on 7A by Malfunction Junction:

“Beat the holiday rush:
Come to church this Sunday.”

I love it when they get desperate. It truly brings out the genius in outdoor signs. Here’s one from my friend at corporate, MegO:

–Oh, and I’m not sure if “Sign Wisdom” includes bumper stickers, but I was behind a white mini van this morning that had a bumper sticker that said:

–“Honk if the twins fall out.”

–Now, I’m assuming it means their kids, but um, “the twins” and “falling out”, priceless. I must be the biggest perv.

Nope. I’m thinking the exact same thing. I love those messages with the double meaning. Because you know more people would honk if “the twins” fell out than if the twins fell out.