Proof that I’m not crazy, in this week’s new Rolling Stone Hot Issue, they nominate Dane Cook Hot Not Funny. I could not agree more. Why is this dude funny, again?

And just to prove a point, they also have a place for Veronica Mars’ Kristen Bell as Hot Nancy Drew.

–HOT UPDATE–

I posted too soon. Also included in the issue is a Hot Guest List from the hotest TV receptionist out there, The Office’s own Jenna Fischer. The final Hot item on her list is Hot Spouse:

“My husband, James Gunn. Not only did he direct Slither, the most kickass horror movie of the year, he also helped me write this list. For that, I promised him either a blow job or I’d put him on the list. And, well, I’m tired.”