I really need to keep a notepad in my car. Writing down signs at 45-55 mph on random scraps of paper just isn’t that safe. Case in point, from some wisdom I learned from the firehouse:

“The weakest part of a car is the nut holding the wheel.”

For me, that was a very timely sign.

Next, we have one that I almost missed. It was on a sign board I don’t usually check, but should do so religiously (no pun intended) from now on. I almost drove off the road when I saw it. I totally geeked out.

“Feel down in the mouth.
Get a faith lift here.”

Is that not sign genius, or what? Have I mentioned lately how much I fucking love this new hobby I made up?

I love that saying the sign out loud makes it sound like you have a lisp. Also, am I the only one that thinks that this sign makes no sense, whatsoever? “Feel down in the mouth?” GENIUS!

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Sometimes writing Sign Watch really is the highlight of my week.