OK, a while ago when I asked how many people were in the same “haven’t done my taxes yet” boat as I was, why didn’t anybody stand up? Here I am, feeling like a procrastinating jackass, when, come to find out, like 90% of the people I know filed their taxes after I did. What’s all of that about?

Although, come to think of it, when I filed my taxes it said that in between 24 and 48 hours the government would email me telling me whether or not they accepted my tax return. They still haven’t done so and it’s been more than 48 hours. I really hope that is because they are real backed up from me waiting till the last second. I would have been OK, but then all of YOU people had to file right after me and screw everything up. Jeez guys.