Once you get me writing, I just can’t stop…

——Kill Bill: Volume 2 Teaser——

Have you all seen this yet? No? What the hell’s wrong with you?

Anyway, aside from the sad fact that this contains almost no new footage from Volume 2, it is still one of the single greatest teasers of all time. Everything is perfect about it, and it does exactly what a teaser should do: TEASE. You know Volume 1 was badass. Well so do we. And we really promise that 2 is even MORE badass. TRUST US. Don’t worry, I’m with you all the way Quentin.

——-Reality TV——

Couples Fear Factor is easily the most disgusting Fear Factor I’ve ever seen. Even I am sitting there going, “eww. Ew. EWWW!”

And I love it.

But what the hell is up with Average Joe Hawaii? Is this thing rigged against the average guys or what? After the hot guys show up their first challenge involves them going back to high school and completing a best two out of three contest for a chance to go to a dance with the girl. OK, IQ test. Fine. Physical education. Fine. One for the average guys, one for the jocks. But what is the third contest? Dodge fucking ball. Isn’t that Phys. Ed.? Good lord. Why’d the average guys even show up? It’s nice that they’re smarter than models, but can I really afford to go through another Adam thing while the girl picks the pretty boy?