Why is Britney Spears so stupid? Seriously, I want to know. How could she be so amazed that everyone wants to know about her quicky marriage and say things like, “Why am I the only thing in the news? We landed on Mars the same day, why wasn’t anyone talking about that?” Well, besides the fact that rocks are boring, there’s the fact that if anyone I know got a quicky marriage in Vegas, I’d want to know about it. When that person is Britney Dumbass Spears, I want to know even more. I’m just amazed that someone can yell at the press for wanting to know so much about her and then do numerous headline catching things right afterwards. She’s like a two year old testing her parents. You don’t want the press to hound you about your personal life? Then keep it private and not so damn public, you dumb bitch.