So at the beginning of November I make a bid on eBay for Coffy and Foxy Brown, coming off of the goodness that was Jackie Brown and I send out my check on November 5th. Time goes by and I hear nothing so I email the guy and ask him if he is getting close to shipping yet. He says he hasn’t gotten my check yet (let it also be known that he responds to his emails like four days after I sent mine, only further pissing me off). Time goes by, I write him again. Still nothing.

Today I get an email from him saying he just got my check and he wants to know if it is still good. I say yes, and please God get me my DVDs before Christmas (and under my breath, YOU ASSHOLE!). How the hell does it take over five weeks to get a letter from New York to Florida? Somebody dropped the ball there, and I want to know who!