Survivor Madness

Did anyone else watch Survivor last night? Oh my God. What Osten did for black people the women that are left are doing for womankind everywhere. I mean my God, you girls should be ashamed of yourselves. Why in God’s name would you ever trust Jon? At first I thought it was a really stupid trick to lie about your grandmother dying, but it really seems to be working for you Jon, so bravo. Or maybe this girls are just really damn stupid. I mean how many more clues do you need before you figure out that Jonny Fair Play has never played fair, nor will he ever play fair? Christa, you are now officially the dumbest person on earth (followed very closely by Dara who actually believed 100% that Jon wanted the two of them in the finals. Yeah…right). Then there is Lill who has all of the clues that her alliance doesn’t want to keep her around, AND YET STAYS WITH THEM ANYWAY! Let’s do the math here…there are four girls and two guys. Let’s wait until there are only two girls left before we actually do anything about the guys slowly picking them away! They believe every single lie dished to them. WHY? Does anyone even watch this show anymore? If Richard Hatch proves anything it’s that liars can get to the end. And this is why. Even poor Sandra. She’s known the real deal for weeks now, and yet she lacks any of the leadership skills needed to rally the girls together. It’s sad really. She can’t convince any of the other girls that it is in their best interest to stick together and thus week in and week out does exactly what Jon wants her to. As much as I hate Jon he really does deserve to win this game. He’s the only one actually playing it for Christ’s sake.

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3 Responses to Survivor Madness

  1. Unknown's avatar chiefsheepy says:

    Haven’t watched survivor since that one episode from the first year when they ate rats.
    I have been vaguely paying attention to Average Joe since, I have to admit, I actually watched most of the first episode. Why did she pick the second most assholiest guy in the group? What was wrong with the guy who got hit with the egg? Or the guy who did laundry when his pal got hit with the egg?
    I will never go on any kind of dating show. Even if they ask me.

  2. I am torn between thinking I would rather an asshole (Jon) won the game than someone boring (everyone else). But I really, REALLY can’t stand the thought of his getting all that money.

    The most frustrating thing is that they’re not even going to know that his grandmother is still alive until after the game is over.

    I think all of this started with Rupert stupidly clinging to the Drake/Morgan competition, even after the merge, and voting off Savage. I bet Rupert would still be in the game if he hadn’t done that. It all seems to have snowballed from there, and every damn good person in the game was voted off.

    I can’t stand Lill. I can’t stand Lill. I can’t stand Lill.

    • I totally agree. Rupert’s strategy that a strong tribe was a good tribe was great in theory, but when his tribe threw a competition in order to get rid of Burton he should have shifted his priorities. Clinging weakly to that tribe loyalty when you know there is a rift in the tribe is not a very smart thing to do. It’s fine to want to keep together with your fellow Morgan tribe, but first you really have to cut out the dead weight. And would it really have been so bad to have a Drake or two incorportated into your alliance? Why hasn’t anyone courted Lill for a vote yet? She’s the most obvious swing vote out there just begging to be manipulated and yet no one has yet to come up to her seriously. My God people. Don’t you want to win???

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