You didn’t think I wouldn’t update, did you? (But you were hoping)

I guess I should post something today, as I post something every day and I wouldn’t want this day to be unlike any other day. But I’m a tad bit sleepy, so what could have been a long post will probably be a shorter one. No movie reviews today (but plenty coming soon; I got six movies from Blockbuster in two days, and saw Seabiscuit in theaters) so all you afraid of the movie reviews can keep reading.

The other day I was in Walmart while my mom got some things and as usual went to the entertainment department. The Bennington store is really small so in no time at all I was out of there having seen all of their crap and nothing of interest. But then as I’m walking by the discount bin my eye just happens to be caught by Rambo: First Blood II. I look up at the price: $5.88. Next thing I know, I’m digging through the bin trying to find all of the Rambo movies. I got two and three, but damn my eyes! I couldn’t find First Blood. Not for a lack of trying, but the whole Rambo set for less than 20 dollars was not meant to be. I still bought the other two though. They should be fun. Already I can feel my political correct sensibilities cringing. God bless you Stallone!

First there was Amanda Bynes. Then there was my Hillary Duff comment (whom I don’t really have a thing for, by the way). Now there is Anne Hathaway. I know her as the hottie from Nicholas Nickleby, but the rest of you probably know her as the lead in the Princess Diaries. I know. I must be stopped. Yadda yadda yadda. But I didn’t see any of you getting me my Matrix Reloaded Monica Belluci one sheet, did I? Thus, I blame you all.

On that note, if you download the new Matrix Revolutions trailer and play it frame by frame you get a brief glimpse of Monica’s new outfit. Let me give you the gist of it: low, low cut red leather. I can see you all fervorishly downloading now.

I think I’m finally going to start a new screenplay on my Western/Zombie movie idea. More on that soon to come.

And finally, I checked out the extras on the Reservoir Dogs DVD. They are pretty awesome, and worth checking out yourself if you own the DVD.

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2 Responses to You didn’t think I wouldn’t update, did you? (But you were hoping)

  1. Unknown's avatar elahadrun says:

    what? amanda bynes? isn’t that that girl from nickelodeon?
    jesus christ, ben, a thousand shames on you and your descendents!!

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