RIP Arrested Development

Well, it finally happened. Fox cut the order of episodes on Arrested Development from a full season of 22 episodes down to 13. Which pretty much means that there is an ever so slight chance that the show would come back, but it is extremely unlikely. They aren’t going to show any more episodes during November Sweeps, and instead are going to run out the season in the no-man’s-land that is December and January. This is pretty much a declaration of no faith of Fox in AD.

It’s a shame, because as you’ve probably gathered from my previous post, last week’s hour of Arrested Development was probably the funniest the show has ever been. Of course no one watched it though. They lost like 4 million viewers. That might have something to do with no one knowing it had come back finally after baseball. None of my friends had seen it. I only caught it because I have been obsessive about seeing it this season.

So here’s the deal. When it does come back on the air, I’m going to try and tell you all about it ahead of time. And I want you to tell everyone you know ahead of time. And I want them to tell everyone they know, and so on. If we can get the ratings up high enough Fox might try Arrested Development as a summer show or something, or at the very least some other network more daring might pick it up. I don’t care how it comes back, but we can’t lose TV’s funniest show at its peak. We just can’t.

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damn iPod

My iPod ran out of battery as I got off the Bypass on my way home today. I’m a little worried that my battery life is dying on me. I’m hoping that just getting a car charger might help things, that maybe it is just the cold weather that has my iPod down. Because as much as I really want to get the new 60GB iPod…I can’t afford it right now.

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Things to look out for

The new XBox 360 commercials are really cool, really effective, I think. They are just scenes of a community having fun together, which really gets across what XBox I think is trying to say. No picture of the system. No screen shots from the games. The logo only appears at the very end. Very good.

If you liked the OK Go video, go check out the video for Morningwood’s Nth Degree. I’ve heard the song on the radio every day but just saw the video today. It’s so good I wanted to buy the album, but it’s not out yet. Damnit! Until then, watch that video!

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Listen up People

A few months ago I wrote about a little film called Me and You and Everyone We Know by Miranda July, and I told you all that you should go see it. Now I’ll understand if you didn’t, because it was in pretty limited release. But it just came out on DVD, so I’ll tell you again: go rent and see Me and You and Everyone We Know. I just rewatched it again tonight. This is truly one of the greatest movies I’ve seen in a while. It’s so damn good. Don’t say I don’t ever recommend anything good

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Ok, so what exactly is the difference between Corresponding APR% and Effective Annual Percentage Rate (APR)?

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Just so you know…

…the new Victoria’s Secret commercial makes me want to do things I can’t really write about here….

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Recommendations

Last night there were back to back brand new Arrested Development episodes, and I could not have been happier. Will the rest of you please watch this show so that it won’t disappear? It is truly the most brilliant comedy writing on TV. Take the first episode, where George Sr. decides to make a break for freedom and is faced with a choice of two escape vehicles at the Church and State Fair: a military Humvee or the Pope Mobile. As Ron Howard said in his ever so delightful voiceover, George Sr. chose the bulletproof one…the Pope Mobile. (Which also happened to not be bulletproof, as it was just a replica. To which George Sr. replied, “Thank God I didn’t take the Humvee!”)

In the second episode there was also a huge built up joke that concluded with Japanese investors watching Tobias dressed as a giant mole (the animal, not knowing he was suppose to be a government mole) crush a model town while George Michael swooped down in a jet pack to fight him. To explain all the details of this to someone who hadn’t seen it would just ruin the joke.

For those who like superheroes and spies, read Sleeper. Now. It is some of the best 24 issues of comics you’ll ever read.

Zombie lovers should go out and pick up The Walking Dead.

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Don’t need this crap

Oh man, these sudden storms are reeking havoc on my head. Pressure in my head and my jaw is really bothering me (it’s a little smaller than it is suppose to be, and thus pops whenever the pressure fluctuates).

This morning a customer came in who I worked with last week and sold some computer speakers to. He brought with him said speakers. Very upset, he told me he wanted to return them. Why so? Bad service. Huh, that’s really weird. From whom? From you.

That one really floored me. Especially since I did remember this guy. He came in and talked with me for a long while before going to a soccer game. Later he came back and I was busy, so John R. talked with him. Then I talked with him some more, he bought the speakers, and then I did the show for him. I must have spent over an hour with him, showing him around the store. The whole interaction was rather pleasant and cordial. He seemed very happy the whole time he was in the store.

So what the hell did I do? I asked him this, and at first he refused to say because he was in a hurry. Uh, OK. (It should be noted that as soon as he said it was me I was steaming, and only got hotter as he kept talking, just barely keeping my head.) As I started to process the return I asked again, since it was going to be a minute. He said he thought it was very rude that I looked at my watch when talking to him and then (allegedly) kicked him out because it was past closing. Also, he said John C. said something sarcastic as he left the store. (This is the only part I don’t recall happening. It’s possible he did say something, but I don’t know what, nor would the customer tell me what was said so I have no way of remembering it if it did happen.) Finally he stated that I didn’t shake his hand when he left.

Wow. OK. Where to start? First, I did look at my watch. This was not because I found the customer annoying or because I was looking to kick him out. It was instead because I was the manager on duty and we had been talking in the back room for a long time, and I wanted to be aware of what was going on, since I did have to close the store. I probably shouldn’t have checked my watch in front of the customer but I didn’t kick him out. Here is how the situation went down. I looked at my watch:

“Are you guy’s closing now?”

“Yeah, we do close at six, but you don’t have to leave until you’re ready to go. We just have to lock the doors.”

“No, I’ll let you guys home.”

“Alright. Did you have any more questions on anything at all?”

“No, thank you.”

If this was the face of a guy upset I checked my watch rudely, I didn’t see it. He was still the overly cheerful guy he was the whole time, maybe a little embarrassed he was still in the store past close. Let me just say though that the only reason I invited him to the show was because he had already bought what he had come in for and we still had time to do a show, granted he left with his purchase after I finished my schpeel. He instead talked on FOREVER. I remember telling the guys after he left that I thought he was a little lonely. He had that weird lonely guy vibe from the moment I started talking to him. Guys don’t talk to me like that. Women, sometimes, but guys never. Unless they are really lonely and don’t have anyone else to talk to. You can just see the type. He was nice enough though. I really didn’t mind talking to him.

About the whole shaking the hand thing. That REALLY bothered me. It wasn’t like he offered me his hand and I just looked at it. He never did that. I shake hands, but I’m not an everybody needs to get a handshake kind of guy. I would have shook his hand if he held it out. He didn’t. I didn’t. Big deal.

He then told me that he wasn’t even down the sidewalk before he decided to return the speakers. That didn’t actually stop him from taking them home and using them for a week. I just came out and asked him, “Why didn’t you just return them then, then?” Because it was after six, he told me. Well, jeez, isn’t that polite of you. Me personally, if I was as pissed off as he seemed when he actually did return them, I wouldn’t have left the store without yelling at someone and asking for my money back. I wouldn’t wait eight days, enjoy the speakers (which he told me he did) and then decide that it was finally time to take them back.

I think John R. really figured it out best when he said that this guy probably didn’t have anyone to talk to, and thus no one to vent his frustrations to, so that a small incident just grew and grew in his mind until it became a huge fiasco where everyone who works at the Bose store in Manchester is a dick. Did he just forget the fact that he had spent over an hour in the store talking with several happy and helpful Demonstration Specialists before talking about nothing and wasting their time? People really honestly don’t think about the fact that we are actually working when they talk to us at the store, not just doing this for fun, and thus at closing time would like to go home to relax. And we bend over BACKWARDS for people at Bose. I’ve heard much nastier stories of other stores kicking people out for no reason, before they were even closed.

Oh my God I was pissed. I really had to get a hold of myself, because I was actually already working with some other people I had to put a straight face on for. I don’t need that crap. If he ever does decide to come back I’m going to tell him to get the fuck back out. Jebus.

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Kong is King

If you haven’t seen the new OK Go music video you should stop whatever you are doing right now and find it and watch it. Coolest video out there.

I tried to watch the new Kong trailer at work. It wouldn’t let me download it because we only have Quicktime 6. Well, I never. So I tried to download Quicktime 7. Downloaded the whole file, almost installed the whole thing and then it told me that it couldn’t complete the installation unless I was logged in as the administrator. Ugh. Sigh.

So no Kong for me. Anyone know what movie it is playing in front of?

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Numbers

Almost forgot to post this: I finally achieved my work goal of actually getting 50+% through our theater show at the store. I’ve been working on this one for a long time. Came close a couple times. Today we actually got 52%. I couldn’t be happier. For some reason…

Since this is a post about numbers I figure I might scare/impress you with some of the little numbers you all know I keep track of. If there was any question of whether or not I was obsessed with movies, well, let’s put those questions to rest. You ready? This is totally like pulling open the tent at the freak show…

As of the end of October, I had seen over 360 films. To put this into some sort of weird Ben-ism perspective, the most movies I’ve ever seen in a YEAR is 362 in 2003. As of yesterday I tied that and have two months left to go.

But wait, I have more. The most movies I had ever seen in a movie theater in a year was 59, last year. This year: 64. The most movies I had seen for the first time in a year was 291, again, last year. This year so far: 303. Sweet merciful God, I am on fire. Can you tell I have a little competitiveness in me? I wasn’t watching this much when I didn’t have a job. Of course one could argue the merits of my having a life right about now, but this is neither the time, nor the place.

And finally, the numbers that always really impress my friend Josh. Ben, other than your expensive ass car, what do you spend your money on? Well, you probably don’t have to guess. I currently own 901 DVDs, 323 of which I bought this year. You can probably understand why I keep running out of space in my room now.

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