Those German’s are the craziest

You’ve got to love this guy…A news item from Entertainment Weekly:

“Eccentric German director Werner Herzog (Grizzly Man), 63, was recently hit by a stray air-rifle bullet during an outdoor interview, yet went on with the chat (‘It was not a significant bullet’). Then, on Jan. 26, Herzog happened by Joaquin Phoenix’s car wreck and pulled the actor from the vehicle. Somebody hook this brother up with Jerry Bruckheimer.”

Oh man, that is too good. “It’s only a flesh wound!”

I hope you all caught the 2 hour season finale. Wicked funny, as always. I really don’t want this to be the last we see of Arrested Development. But if it is, at least they ended it on a really good note, tying up all loose ends, while creating new ones just in case some one is smart enough to pick them up.

Cross your fingers.

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DON’T FORGET

The last four episodes of Arrested Development are on TONIGHT 8-10PM on FOX. If you for some reason can’t watch (because you have a life or something) make sure you set those VCRs/DVRs!

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ATTN: Arrested Development Fans!

Attention, attention Arrested Development fans! Mark this date on your calendar: Friday, February 10th.

What’s that day? Well, that’s when the last four episodes (of the season? Series? Who knows?) will air.

That’s right, dirty old Fox is airing the last four episodes on a night that has never been its regular night on a night that just happens to be the night of the opening ceremonies of the 2006 Winter Olympics.

I know you all will watch AD anyways!

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The Monday Movie Review

Another Monday Movie Review folks. Man, am I crazy about movies. Like you didn’t already know. It’s become a passion for me. I live, breathe, sleep it. Of course you know about the watching and the writing about movies from this column. That’s not the end of it. When I’m not watching or writing I’m reading. In magazines like Entertainment Weekly and Rolling Stone. On websites, like Entertainment Weekly’s site, Ain’t It Cool News, DVD blogs, and of course Amazon. In books, like Roger Ebert’s Great Movies, Peter Traver’s 1,000 Best Movies on DVD and 1,001 Movies You Must See Before You Die. When I’m not doing any of these things you’ll probably find me…talking about movies.

You all know by now that I keep statistics on my habits. Instead of leveling out or calming down like I keep expecting, my behavior just gets more intense year after year. Let’s look at the first month of the new year, why don’t we? In January I bought 53 DVDs. That’s not a typo. I saw 47 movies. 7 at the movie theater. I saw 40 movies for the very first time. I also wrote a movie review for every movie I saw in January. That’s a lot of reviews! And that’s damn time consuming. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried writing that much on a regular basis. It ain’t easy. Especially since when I do have the free time to write, I generally want to instead watch another movie, thus making my workload greater. Right now I could be writing reviews. I’m not. I’m stupid. I’m obsessed. I know. Enjoy the reviews!

(January 30)

——Fat Girl (2001)——

This is a rather startling depiction of female sexuality that is never boring, about fat 12-year-old Anais and her older beautiful sister, Elena. Anais witnesses her sister fall in love with (and then be taken advantage of) a college student while on vacation in a dreary seaside town. Anais says it is better to lose one’s virginity to someone you don’t love because then it will make things easier when you do meet the person you are meant to love. Elena believes the opposite, but should have listened to her sister, since the manipulative older man uses her love to violate her voluntarily.

This depiction of sexuality is shocking and quite graphic, but realistic in tone and mood. The story is as much about sex as it is about sisters, as Anais witnesses her sister’s corruption the two of them are equally as much best friends as they are enemies, just like real sisters.

The ending is something else entirely. You are either going to go with it or hate it. Either way it’s a shocking and unexpected way to end the movie. I think it works though. I won’t give you a hint as to what happens though. That’s up to you to see.

(SEE)

——Ikiru (1952)——

I would describe this to other people simply as Akira Kurosawa’s It’s a Wonderful Life (1946). The basic ideas of the two stories of very similar, only the themes and tone of the films are different. Ikiru in Japanese means “to live” and that’s just what the main character has to learn to do. An aging bureaucrat learns that he has stomach cancer and has but a few months left to live. He is horrified at first to learn this because on reflection back on his life he realizes that he never has really lived. He’s lead a rather empty and meaningless existence, shuffling papers back and forth, putting his stamp on each one just to say that he has read it. He’s never missed a day in 30 years and never really lived a day in that same time. He’s convinced himself that he has done it all for his son, who doesn’t even know or respect him.

He stops going to work to figure out how to live. First he goes around with a writer to bars, dance halls, brothels, living the young life. It’s all rather meaningless though and doesn’t make him feel any better. He then dotes on a vibrant girl who has also quit the office, hoping to figure out what makes her seem so alive. Finally he figures out that it is because she feels she has some purpose in life. That’s what living is, having a purpose, something he never could have understood simply stamping papers all day long. But what is his purpose?

Watanabe remembers a group of women who want a cesspool cleaned up and a park put up in its place for their children. His quest and purpose becomes to cut through all of the red tape and overcome the bureaucratic selfishness to make that park become a reality. What’s really interesting about this film is that the second half of it takes place after Watanabe has died at his wake. All of his fellow bureaucrats are there, convincing themselves that Watanabe should not get credit for construction of the park, that much more powerful and important men are responsible for its creation. Only one man sticks up for Watanabe and only after much reflection on what Watanabe did before his death does anyone realize that Watanabe might actually have been the only one responsible for the project ever becoming a reality. At the end of the wake all their swear that they will be more like Watanabe, but come work the next day only the man that originally stuck up for Watanabe remembers their promise.

From the outside this film can appear quite depressing (in fact that was exactly what my mom thought coming in late and only watching the final half-hour or so). But it’s not. Like It’s a Wonderful Life it takes all of those depressing feelings to really bring out how life affirming the whole thing is (come to think of it, my mom also finds It’s a Wonderful Life depressing). It doesn’t matter that the other men see what Watanabe has accomplished. What Kurosawa is telling us is that “to live” should only matter to ourselves. Living is not about other people’s perception of us but in how we perceive ourselves. The final image of Watanabe alive, swinging in the park he has helped create singing joyfully a song about the impermanence of life that earlier he had sung so depressingly, shows us our first real glimpse of a man truly happy. He’s accomplished something important, he’s given himself a purpose, and with that thought in his head he can die happy. Kurosawa has created a parable for living that can melt even the coldest of hearts.

(MUST SEE)

——Caged Heat (1974)——

You know, I wasn’t as impressed with this as I had hoped to be. I had heard things about it like that it was “the mother of all women-in-prison movies” and I was intrigued by the fact that it was the first film directed by Jonathan Demme (Silence of the Lambs (1990)). While Demme does do some very interesting an exciting things in the movie, the parts didn’t really add up to the whole for me, unfortunately.

The basic plot is familiar to anyone who has ever seen a women-in-prison flick: a crazy warden, rivals in cat fights, nude group showers. Where this film is kind of unique is where two rivals manage to escape together only to then actually break back IN to prison to break their friends out and save them from the sadistic warden and the crazy doctor. They do so with a girl named Crazy who actually is crazy. The whole thing is rather fun and entertaining. And there are a lot of good parts to the movie. Fans of the genre should check this out, but to everyone else this isn’t essential.

(MISS)

(January 31)

——Do the Right Thing (1989)——

I’m kind of surprised that after watching this film anyone would think that Spike Lee was advocating mob violence to black violence, and I doubt that today many people probably would think that, but I guess back when it came out things were different. Do the Right Thing is such a beautiful film about black culture and race relations on one particular street in Brooklyn in the summer of 1989. Every character, no matter how minor, seems to get his own time in the sun, so to speak. There are no heroes or villains. Everyone has their good characteristics and their bad, just like in real life, which is what makes the ending so tragic and heartfelt.

Sal, a white Italian-American, has run a pizza joint in this black neighborhood for years with his two sons. Everyone loves Sal and everyone has grown up eating Sal’s pizza. He takes pride in that. His two sons are polarized on the race issue. One has no ill feelings towards the neighborhood and is best friends with the pizzaboy, our main character, Mookie. The other hates the neighborhood and the blacks, even though his favorite musician, athlete and actor are all black. Everything seems to be going fine as usual in the neighborhood until Buggin Out, a regular, berates Sal for only having pictures of famous Italian-Americans on his wall. Since all of his customers are black, where are the pictures of famous African-Americans? He stages a boycott that at first falls on the deaf ears of the community who has no interest in giving up Sal’s pizza. It’s only when Sal yells at Radio Raheem to turn down his boombox (constantly playing Public Enemy’s Fight the Power) that Buggin gains another supporter.

It’s really only at the end of the film that everything turns tragic though, as for the majority of the picture we are just getting to know the rich and colorful inhabitants of the block. We like everyone, no matter how crazy or ill-advised they may seem. But when unnecessary police brutality invades the street all hell breaks loose. What I found extremely interesting was that the catalyst to all of the destruction was Mookie, Sal’s friend, also played by the director, Spike Lee. What Lee was trying to say in the film I think can be debated by you all after seeing this amazing film.

(MUST SEE)

——Zatoichi the Outlaw (1967)——

Zatoichi, for those who don’t know, was a popular character in Japan who has been played by Katsu Shintaro in countless films (at least 20, by my count). Zatoichi is a blind wandering masseur, who just also happens to be an amazing swordsman with his cane-sword. Zatoichi the Outlaw is a pretty standard samurai tale about a village Zatoichi wanders into that is under the control of two rival gambling houses. One of the leaders of these houses shows unusual kindness to the villagers under his protection, an action that Zatoichi greatly admires. Another disturbance happens and Zatoichi takes care of the men of the rival house, only to go off on his way hero to the people.

Later, however, he finds out that the good gang boss was just using him to take out the competition and now is even worse to the villagers than the first boss. On top of that he has taken prisoner a ronin who has given up his sword to teach the farmers how to better cultivate the rice crop and has preached to them an end to gambling. Zatoichi, realizing what he has done comes back to the village to set things right.

This is a pretty standard samurai movie, nothing really standing out other than Katsu’s always strong performance as Zatoichi. Fans of the genre will want to see this, but everyone else will probably want to

(MISS)

——Knife in the Water (1962)——

Roman Polanski’s first feature in Poland is a knock-it-out-of-the-park beautiful psychological thriller. The premise is simple: A couple meets a hitchhiking student on their way to sailing for the day and they invite him to come along with them. There are no other characters. The only setting is the lake, the only set the very small sailboat they take off in. What follows is a very tight plot of female sexuality and male competition. The two men compete for the woman’s attention, the older one using his worldly experience and knowledge of sailing to humiliate the fish-out-of-water student, while the younger student uses his physical presence and virility to impress the woman. At the same time she is undergoing a transformation herself. Starting out very plain looking at the start of the film, she loses the glasses and the stiff clothing to become more seductive and wanton in appearance.

What’s truly amazing about the film is its photography. Since the boat is so small the camera in most shots is literally inches away from one character’s face while the other two move about in the background, creating an uneasy feeling of claustrophobia and a loss of personal space. You’re right there to see all of the submerged emotions boil up to the surface. And the screenplay is surprisingly tight, leaving nothing on the fringes or unnecessary. Sometimes it is the simplest stories with the simplest setups that make the biggest impressions.

(MUST SEE)

——The Last House of the Left (1972)——

To my knowledge this is probably the only horror film based on a film of Ingmar Bergman (see my review of The Virgin Spring, below). That fact alone would probably warrant the movie a place in the history books, but this first film of Wes Craven goes much further than that. While some of the more comedic scenes in the film fall flat, the tension and horror of the film are built up quite well in a film that despite its origins is startlingly original.

Mari, on 17th birthday, goes out to see a concert with a more experienced friend in a bad neighborhood where they happen to run into a gang of escaped murders and rapists. They stow the two girls in the trunk of their car and take off out of town, only for their car to break down in the woods right outside of Mari’s house. The two girls are taken into the woods, humiliated, tortured, raped and then ultimately killed. This section of the film is probably the best done. After going back to their car and finding it unable to be fixed, they stay the night in the house the broke down in front of, that of unknowing Mari’s parents. Mari’s mother finally figures it all out and the two parents take their revenge.

While the film has its low points (most notably with the unneeded sequences of the bumbling cops unable to get to Mari’s house in time) the scenes of terror still work quite well. The rape and revenge genre created greater films later on (I’m thinking of I Spit on Your Grave (1978) and Thriller: They Call Her One Eye (1974)) this film that started the horror golden age of the 70’s still holds up well.

(SEE)

(February 1)

——The Red Shoes (1948)——

This is a beautifully directed film by Michael Powell about the ballet industry and the tragedy that can befall it. A ballet impresario hand-picks two fresh genius talents to join his company–one, a student composer eager to make his mark in the world and the other a young ballerina primed to become the next best thing. He sees that flame of greatness in them that no one else sees. After the two spend a little time learning their trade the impresario commissions the composer to rewrite the crap music to a Hans Christian Anderson ballet he owns: The Red Shoes. The young ballerina is tapped to star. While they have little time to prepare for the show and butt heads creatively, the two ingénues pull everything off at the last second and create a magnificent performance that catapults them both to stardom. At the same time they have also fallen in love, which the impresario feels with taint their art. Through his stubbornness he loses them both to marriage. Tragedy, ultimately, results.

The key focus and centerpiece of the film is the Red Shoes ballet, which is reproduced in its entirety at about the midpoint of the film. Powell takes cinematic liberties to show us how amazing the ballet really is by taking us momentarily out of reality and placing us entirely in the art. Sets suddenly become much too large and elaborate for the stage. Then camera tricks are used to create a seamless flow of story. Places change rapidly. Elements not reproducible on stage are incorporated into the action. What follows is amazing cinema at its greatest ability to wow and transport you into another time and place. You not only see a great ballet, but see visually and operatically what makes it so great to everyone involved in the story. It literally transports you to another place. Lovers of the cinema will love this film.

(MUST SEE)

——…And God Created Woman (1956)——

Brigitte Bardot gained international stardom after her starring turn in this film as the wild-child 18-year-old orphan who drives all the men of a coastal town crazy with lust. Her vast appetite for the pleasures of life both make her irresistible and unwanted at the same time, as everyone wants to be with her but all are warned not to marry her. When threatened that she will be sent back to the orphanage a naïve Michel decides against everyone’s wishes to marry her. She behaves for him for a while, but when his brother comes back to town her inner desires can no longer be kept in check, leading to the final crazed mambo scene where she dances like an animal possessed.

While Bardot does shine as the biblical Eve of this film (she first appears in the film naked in a garden) the plot kind of fizzles. The revolutionary sexuality of the time seems very tame by today’s post-sexual revolution societal standards, leaving you with a plot that may be still be interesting to some, but I found yawn inducing by the lack of a character to identify with.

(MISS)

(February 3)

——My Darling Clementine (1946)——

While the title may mislead and scare off some people unfamiliar with this film, don’t let it, because this is one of the best Westerns out there. John Ford gives us a surprisingly touching and poignant version of the events leading up to the gunfight at the O.K. Corral. Which isn’t to say that this film doesn’t also have its grit and violence either. It is just that unlike other depictions of this story the gunfight at the end of the film acts more as a resolution of plot than as the main driving force of the picture.

Henry Fonda is fantastic as Wyatt Earp, whose brother is murdered by Old Man Clanton and his boys, given life wonderfully by Walter Brennan (playing against type). Even though Earp turned down the job of Marshall in Tombstone initially he now takes it to avenge his brother…legally, with the help of his other two brothers. In town he meets the dying Doc Holliday, who doesn’t take to Earp at first but slowly warms up to him.

It is interesting and telling that the film is called My Darling Clementine, though. Clementine, an old friend (and lover?) of Holliday’s doesn’t show up until about halfway through the film, but she definitely turns the whole course of the story. While the dying Holliday tries to push her away, an immediately infatuated Earp tries to keep her around. As a nurse and a school teacher she represents the forces of civilization making their way into the lawless Tombstone (largest cemetery west of the Rockies). It’s after she arrives that we see the more law abiding citizens of Tombstone going to the dedication of the new church that is being built, and in a wonderful scene Earp asks Clementine to dance in front of the whole town.

It’s the quieter moments like those that highly resonate in this film. Another notable sequence is when Doc and Wyatt go to get a Shakespearean actor who has been kept against his will from the theater by the Clanton boys. Before they push by everyone to save him, Doc wants to hear him recite Hamlet’s soliloquy. The two watch with warm hearts, and when the actor is too drunk to remember the rest of it Doc finishes the speech almost as if he were speaking about himself. The scene ends with a minor gunfight, but it’s the moment before that they you really remember.

(MUST SEE)

——The Ox-Bow Incident (1942)——

Another great Henry Fonda Western, all in the same night! This is a decidedly different story from My Darling Clementine, though. Henry Fonda and his friend ride into his old town one day just as word gets out that a popular rancher has been murdered by cattle rustlers. The enraged town decides to form up a posse, even though the sheriff isn’t there to actually deputize them all. This glorified mob then goes out searching for the murderers and find some suspicious looking ranchers moving their cattle up the mountain. Instead of bringing them back for trial, though, they judge and hang the men right there on the spot. I don’t think I’m really giving anything away by telling you that the men weren’t guilty.

Dana Andrews is fantastic as the eloquent rancher helpless to save himself from the mob. Fonda also makes a nice journey from rambunctious youth to moral voice of reason. The fact that it was shot low budget almost entirely on sets helps create an atmosphere of intimacy and claustrophobia. This film where blood lust wins out over rationality has an added potency when you think that it was created right at the height of World War II.

(MUST SEE)

——Bad Lieutenant (1992)——

Harvey Keitel is one BAD Lieutenant. This film by Abel Ferrara (King of New York (1990)) is an unflinching take on one New York City cop who does just about everything he should, and his quest for redemption that comes a little too late. The film is framed by the Met’s come from behind playoff victory over the Dodgers, where they won the last four games after losing the first three (for the first time in baseball history). Keitel’s character keeps betting on Darryl Strawberry and the Dodgers while at the same time convincing his friends to bet on the Met’s. He’s sure that the Met’s aren’t going to be able to pull off a victory. Every time that the Met’s win he doubles his bet to try and make up for the last one, digging himself into a dangerous hole.

Gambling and lying aren’t his only vices, however. He sells the drugs he gets off of busted perps and more and more frequently is sampling his own wares. At a convenience store robbery he scares the caught thieves into handing over to him the money they stole–which he keeps–and then lets them go. In one very disturbing sequence he pulls over two underage girls driving without a license and gets himself off watching them humiliate themselves sexually. This guy is one BAD lieutenant.

That is until one case finally gets to him. Two young thugs rape a nun. Keitel is at first more interested in the $50,000 reward the church is offering up to whomever catches them. But then his own self-destructive behavior and Catholic guilt begin to catch up with him. The film resolves itself in a completely and totally unexpected way. Just about everything is unexpected about this film. Ferrara, like in King of New York, takes a fairly familiar and cliché crime genre and turns it on its head. This isn’t a pleasant movie to watch, but still, it is

(MUST SEE)

(February 4)

——The Virgin Spring (1960)——

Ingmar Bergman is probably the one and only director that constantly surprises me by how much I love his work. If someone were to describe his work to me before I saw any of his films (the first being Persona (1966) in a freshman year film class) I probably would have steered clear of his work, which would be a major crime. They are usually slow-moving, depressing dramas concerned more with inner turmoil and psychological issues than with any sort of action. You know, the kind of stuff I usually stay away from. Bergman is so much more than that description though. He always works with the most fantastic cinematographers (I swear he has the market cornered on the most beautiful films in the world) and his films are more intimate and haunting than anything else I can think of at the moment. Bergman tears down all walls between you and the film and asks you to participate in the central theme of his films, and they stick with you long after you are through watching them.

The Virgin Spring is his latest edition to the Criterion library and it was in many ways a much different film than what I have previously seen of his. For one, the violence manifests itself both psychologically AND physically in this one. Also, the film takes place in medieval Scandinavia, unlike his later contemporary work (it may surprise some that with all of the Bergman I have seen, I still haven’t seen The Seventh Seal (1957)). The story concerns the virginal daughter of a feudal lord who naively and vainly makes her way through the forest to deliver candles to the far off church. Along the way she meets three goatherd brothers who rape her and ultimately beat her to death after what they have done. They later make their way unknowingly to the lord’s home to seek shelter and while they are there offer the daughter’s clothing to her mother, saying that it was their dead sister’s. The mother takes this back to the father who takes his vengeance out on the three brothers by murdering them all.

Both the rape scene and the killing of the brothers, despite not being particularly graphic by today’s standards, are still incredibly disturbing and hard to watch. Part of the reason for this is Bergman’s slow and quiet build up of tension before the inevitable happens. There is much foreshadowing of the virginal daughter’s demise starting from the very beginning of the film, but the actual rape and murder doesn’t occur until after the halfway point. Even after she meets the three goatherds we have to watch as she talks to them and then has a picnic with them, sharing her food. Only too late does she see in their faces their ulterior motives.

Even more interesting is when Max von Sydow discovers from his wife what happened to their daughter. He immediately dresses and pulls out the sword. But then he doesn’t go to them immediately. First he boards them in while they sleep. Then, in one of the most beautiful and poignant shots of the film, he finds a sole willow tree on a hill and pushes it back and forth until he uproots it so that he can hack off its branches with his sword. He takes the branches back to his home where he then ritualistically bathes himself and whips himself with the willow branches, cleansing himself. After dressing himself in more pagan clothing than what he has been wearing he goes to meet his daughter’s killers, only now with a butcher’s knife instead of his sword. He enters the room and proceeds to mercilessly do just that–butcher them. It’s an extremely effective sequence that will sear itself into your brain.

The film ends with a characteristic Bergmanesque questioning of God, but uncharacteristically it ends on a slightly more upbeat note, with Sydow’s character deciding to erect a church upon the spot where his daughter was murdered, and then when they lift up her head a spring ushers forth. Optimism like this would be mostly missing from Bergman’s later work.

(MUST SEE)

——Munich (2005)——

I originally saw this film on January 10th, as most of you probably remember, and you can go back then to see my original review. I had the weekend off though, and my dad really wanted to see it, so off to Images we went. My impressions of the film haven’t changed much. If anything I like the movie more. It is really one of Spielberg’s best films in years. What amazes me is how much it gives you to think about. If you haven’t seen this one yet, make sure you get to it before soon before the Oscars start.

(MUST SEE)

(February 5)

——Beauty and the Beast (1946)——

No, this isn’t Disney’s cartoon version of the film, but Jean Cocteau’s much more original, interesting and adult version of the tale. Cocteau was an artist and poet who just also happened to make films, and despite the great limitations he found himself with directly after the war ended he managed to use what little he did have to create a rich and detailed magical world. For instance, if you look closely at the walls of Beast’s castle you’ll notice that they aren’t much more than crudely painted high school theater backdrops. You don’t look closely at the walls though, because with Cocteau’s vision you are more interested in the arms sticking out of the walls holding candlesticks or the marble statues whose gaze follows yours around the room. Cocteau uses every trick at his disposal to make you believe in this magical world, and you willingly and excitedly participate.

The highlight of the film has to be the Beast though. Jean Marais does an amazing job bringing Beast’s emotions to life while limited by the makeup and extensive prosthetics on his face. Just like Belle, you fall in love with him. While frightening at first he becomes your favorite character, and one of Cocteau’s greatest tricks is to make both the audience and Belle immediately miss Beast when he finally transforms into Prince Ardent. The Prince seems nothing like the Beast, entirely vain and self-centered. While the film ultimately ends with that fairy tale ending, that one little move will make you question the whole idea of a fairy tale ending long after the film has finished. Everyone and anyone will like this movie though, so if you haven’t already had the pleasure, go out and rent it today.

(MUST SEE)

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A New Development

The last couple days I have noticed that my hair has become much more curly than usual. It’s used to be wavy/curly. Not is just crazy curly. I have no idea what caused the change, but my hair is definitely a lot curlier now. I wonder if this is a permanent thing?

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Weird confessions of an insane mind.

Every time I clean my room I feel like I’m in someone else’s room other than my own. No matter how nice everything looks, it just doesn’t seem right to me. It reminds me of leaving. Mess to me equals lived in. The only time everything is neat and organized is when it is all boxed up ready to go somewhere else. I don’t know, I guess I just realized that I like stepping over piles of junk. It feels like home.

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This week, in Ask the Geek!

Hey dude–

Do you know anything about the forthcoming HD-DVD and/or Blu-Ray systems? Specifically, I’m assuming that normal DVDs don’t play in HD or Blu Ray players. Am I right? Do you know? I can’t really say I’m all that eager to switch to a new thing if all the shit that i currently own is gonna be unplayable. Of course, the players won’t probably be in my price range for a while, but still. It isn’t VHS we’re talking about here – HD might be better, but I’m perfectly happy with my DVDs for now. Stupid technology. Anyway… You being the go-to guy on things like this, the question falls to you, sir.

Toodles!

Josh

OK, first things first: Don’t worry about HD DVD or Blu Ray. At least, not yet. I’d say it’ll probably be a good five years before you have to worry about them. Until then, let me explain why you shouldn’t worry.

First to answer your question–Will my DVDs play in HD or Blu Ray players?–I actually did a little research on this, because I thought I knew the answer but wasn’t sure. Information on Blu Ray is still pretty hard to come by since those players are still on the horizon (at first I was guessing no, because it’s Sony, but then I thought that because the PS3 is going to have Blu Ray, and most people use their PS2’s as DVD players it would only make sense to make them backwards compatible) but what I learned today about HD DVD is that the answer is yes. And no. Actually it’s going to depend on the player. Most should have the backwards compatibility feature, but some will not. That’s just something you are going to have to look at before actually purchasing the player. I’m assuming the same is going to be true with Blu Ray.

But anyway, why shouldn’t you worry yet about High Definition DVDs? Well, for starters, do you own a HDTV? If the answer is no, then who gives a fuck about HD DVD? You won’t notice any difference between a DVD and a HD DVD on a normal TV. So the first thing you have to worry about getting is a High Definition Television. (I can help in that department too.)

Second reason why not to worry, and this is a big one: FORMAT WAR. This is probably the stupidest thing these companies could do. They were actually somewhere last summer talking about coming out with a universal format, but then the two sides like children refused to give an inch to the other side (with some justification. Both sides (Sony and Toshiba) have spent a lot of money on creating these formats). Apparently Samsung is going to come out with a universal player. (Keep an eye on that.) Another problem is that the studios early on took sides as to what format they were going to side with. It looked like they were unshaken on that until recently when it looked like there would be no agreement between the two sides, and no studio wants to be left in the cold should their format fall on its face.

[There are no HD DVDs available as of yet, and by the end of the year there should be no more than 100 titles available, so you don’t have to worry for a little while yet.]

If history has proven anything, it is that consumers HATE format wars. Do you all remember SACD and DVD-Audio? No? Never heard of them? Exactly. And there are several reasons why consumers are going to avoid this format war. I, frankly, think they came out with these new formats too quickly.

People not having HDTV’s is a big reason why not to jump out of the gate so quickly. The House just made it law that 100% of TV broadcasts need to be digital (that doesn’t mean High Def) by 2009. I probably would have waited until closer to that time to bring out a new format. I’m sure they thought of that too. Why didn’t they? Competition. If one company waits and the other comes out with their product now, the waiter is the loser. Thus they rushed it out too quick.

Another reason is the DVD format. It’s really not that old a format. People have just started getting used to DVDs, and in a big way. People aren’t going to replace those DVDs like they did with the VHS. Why? Because no one is going to immediately see the value in it. Let’s face it: the majority of the population did not jump onto DVDs because they wanted better picture and sound quality (although that is definitely a smaller factor for them). Extras are the number one reason for DVDs popularity. If most people don’t have surround sound systems and don’t have HDTV’s, they aren’t going to care how good a DVD looks or sounds. Until home theater becomes more of a norm (and this will take a couple years) people are going to greet HD DVD and Blu Ray with a yawn. You have to add value to home theater first.

Quality is also an issue though, when it comes to people buying into the new formats. For instance, I’ve seen old movies remastered on HDTV. They look sweet. But when you compare them to all of these new High Definition remastered DVDs, well, most people aren’t really going to see a difference if you’ve got good hardware (HDTV and a progressive scan DVD player). Do you really need to upgrade your remastered High Definition transfer DVD for a High Def DVD of an old movie? No, not really. The benefit is only slight. Again, time is going to be the great equalizer here. As more new movies get shot in HD formats, you’ll start to notice a much bigger difference in the gap of quality.

So, my advice? Sit on the idea of High Definition DVD players for a while (I’m guessing a good five years). Let technology and society catch up. The first batch of HD DVD players are going to start in the thousand dollar range and maybe dip down to a “cheap” five hundred dollars. Until one format catches on, don’t expect that price to go down.

Things to watch: that Samsung DVD player for one. A universal player might cause some agreement to come about amongst the two warring factions. What I’m really going to keep my eye on is the PS3 when that comes out. It is probably going to be a huge system that will get Blu Ray players into a lot of people’s houses (giving Sony an edge in the war). Once people have the technology in their homes I’d really pay attention to the Blu Ray disk sales. That’s where you are going to see pretty quickly if this thing is going to take off or not.

Well, that’s my two cents. Let me know if you have any more questions!

Ben

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It’s hard out there for an oil man

So Exxon just announced that they made 36 BILLION dollars in profit last year. How the hell is that even possible? They also, obnoxiously, announced that they have no plans for price breaks on oil any time soon. Not that I blame them, though. If I just stole 36 BILLION dollars, I’d have a hard time giving it back too.

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The Monday Movie Review (on time!)

OK, here is the rest of your movie reviews. Enjoy!

(January 23)

——Eraserhead (1977)——

David Lynch’s first full-length feature is one weird-ass experience. I think that for about the first half of the film I was able to follow Lynch’s dream logic and had a pretty good idea of what was going on. Then came the dream within a dream, where the chipmunk-cheek lady in the radiator sang to our crazy haired main character, and then his head popped off, was picked up by a child, and sold to a factory that is going to make erasers out of his brain. Yeah, I think that’s about where the movie lost me.

A movie this beautiful doesn’t really have to make a lot of sense though. Lynch made the film over several years using beautiful black and white to tell his story of Henry, a factory worker on vacation whose girlfriend gives birth prematurely to a quadriplegic reptile/calf fetus baby. He finds this out at an extremely creepy family dinner filled with Lynchian weird-isms, like mysterious omnipresent sound effects, odd dreamlike relatives and a mini-chicken whose legs move when you cut into it. Getting back to that baby…well, it cries constantly. Mary can’t take the crying anymore, so she leaves. You get the idea that Henry, as much as he loves the child, doesn’t know what to do with it. He has an affair with a seductive woman who lives across the hall from him and then…well, that’s when things really get messed up.

Be prepared. This isn’t an easy movie to watch. It challenges you at every turn and can be extremely disturbing. But those up for the weird and those fans of David Lynch’s will probably really enjoy this, despite not having a fricken idea what’s going on.

(SEE)

——The New World (2005)——

Terrence Malick’s new film is a visually stunning masterpiece about the first English settlers of America and their relationship with the “Natives.” More specifically, it is about Pocahontas (the astounding young newcomer, Q’Orianka Kilcher) and her relationships with some of the key men of the story, mainly John Smith (Colin Ferrell) and John Rolfe (Christian Bale).

If anything though, this is a movie about nature and its grand majesty. This is a film that has to be seen in the theater to truly appreciate its epic visuals (shot in 65mm). I ask you, when is the last time you’ve ever seen nature shot like this (aside from the last Malick film you’ve seen)? It’s amazing. The movie doesn’t so much have a plot driven narrative, but a poetic one. Scenes of rushing water, trees, Natives, and other forms of stately beauty are edited together in a clever montage that connects thoughts and images through the epic score and the introspective voice-overs, familiar to any fan of Malick’s work.

What ideas are being juxtaposed in the film deftly in Malick’s hands is that of the quiet, calm simplicity and elegant charm of the Native’s world with the chaotic ugliness of the Western world. So much time is spent introducing and enveloping us in the unspoiled riches of the New World that when we turn back to the Englishmen their world comes at us as quite a shock. When finally we go to the royal court in England in the final act you see everything and are as amazed as Pocahontas would be. This is such a visually stunning film you can’t not see it.

(MUST SEE)

(January 24)

——King of New York (1990)——

This is a movie I had never heard of and found out about in Peter Travers’ 1,000 Best Movies on DVD. I found it online for like $10. Money well worth it. This is a kind of companion piece for all of those fans of Scarface. Christopher Walken is Frank, a mob boss just released from prison who goes back to his (mostly black) gang for ruthless business as usual. If you don’t do things Frank’s way, you don’t do them any way, as his number one hit man (Lawrence Fishburne) will find you and gun you down. Frank quickly rises up above the rest of the underworld, which doesn’t go unnoticed by the local police (played by David Caruso, Wesley Snipes and Victor Argo) who want to go above the law to take care of him. What follows is a fun, fine crafted tale of violence and the emergence of gangster hip hop culture. While on the surface it just seems to glorify violence there is actually something unique brewing below the surface and by that memorable ending you’ll actually find the whole thing quite poetic. Abel Ferrara crafts a genre film that really grabs you. Definitely check it out.

(MUST SEE)

——The Omen (1976)——

I was slightly messed up when I rewatched this one, so I’m just…uh…going to move on.

(January 25)

——A Christmas Story (1983)——

First John C. saw this in one of its marathon’s before Christmas. Then he started talking about it all the time, so that John R. and he started quoting it all day long. I had to know what it was they were talking about. I mean, come on, when does anyone at work know of a movie I haven’t seen?

This series of anecdotes about one childhood Christmas in the 1950’s is pretty funny. All poor Ralphie wants for Christmas is a BB gun. His mother and basically every other authority figure around him think he’ll shoot his eye out (which he almost ironically manages to do). Thus Ralphie is on the kid odyssey of finding the perfect way to ask for a BB gun. On his odyssey he sees a kid stick his tongue to a flag pole, his mom and dad fight over a leg lamp his father won in a contest, and a crazy bully who, like most bullies, can’t take his own medicine. His little brother doesn’t eat any food and his mom bundles him up tight enough that it is amazing he can even breathe. And when he finally gets to Santa to take his Christmas wish right to the source, he almost screws it up. But like most good Christmas movies, everything works out in the end. Well, kind of, as anyone whose seen this movie before (which is pretty much everyone BUT me) can attest.

(SEE)

(January 26)

——Videodrome (1983)——

It now seems amazing to me that before last year I had never seen a David Cronenberg film, since movies like Videodrome seem just made for me. Cronenberg makes intelligent films that just happen to have all the f’d up shit you could ever want in a movie.

Videodrome is about Max (James Woods), a cable TV programmer on a station so under the radar that Max has to show all sorts of messed up violent and sexual shows from around the world to compete with the major networks. He comes across a pirated signal of a show called Videodrome, which just seems to be torture and murder. No characters, no plot. Max loves it and wants to see more so he can put it on his network. At the same time he meets a radio personality played by Deborah Harry (of Blondie fame, although she’s a stunning brunette in this one) whose actually into this whole torture thing and wants to be on Videodrome. And at the same time he also starts to have the hallucinations.

Videodrome is a new state of being. It was created as a sort of mind control devise, but television also seems to be a new reality more real than what we are living. The film is very philosophical and quite ahead of its time when it comes to the effects TV reality has on us, where reality TV now seems more real than reality. What a crap sentence that was. Rest assured, Cronenberg handles things much more adeptly than I do. The ending is just stunning. Watch it with a friend and let the debate of the films inner meanings begin.

(Also, kuddos to the folks at Criterion for putting out a really frickin’ cool DVD. The case is designed to look like you are pulling out your own Videodrome cassette tape. It’s awesome. Great package.)

(MUST SEE)

(January 27)

——Mondo Cane (1962)/Women of the World (1963)——

You probably haven’t heard of Mondo documentary filmmaking before. I hadn’t. I actually found out about this after watching that 42nd Street Forever DVD I reviewed for you earlier. Not directly. I actually was looking for a film called Shocking Asia. Blue Underground (a great DVD company) put out some pretty inexpensive DVD sets of these films, which were the originals that started the genre, so I decided to start here.

Mondo Cane (which means “Dog’s World” in Italian) is pretty much a first of its kind exploitation documentary, filled with shocking and bizarre footage shot from around the world. Not all of it is as shocking as it was in the 60’s though. Some of it now seems quite quaint. Everyone’s seen those car graveyards where they smash up the cars by now. Much of Mondo Cane is still quite shocking and amazing though. A warning to the faint of heart, there is animal cruelty in this film. A snake in Asia is gutted for its meat right on the street. While puppies aren’t killed on screen, as much is implied by the Chows in cages next to men eating their meat. A bull is decapitated in a Napal celebration. The bull gets back at man in Spain, where in something truly bizarre that I hadn’t seen before several men dressed like matador’s stand in a line until the bull charges them and takes them out like bowling pins. A shot of one of the men says it all. He has blood on his face and a dazed look in his eyes, as if he’s saying, “Why did I ever agree to THAT?”

Parts of the film are just fascinating though. They go to this island in the Bikini Isles where they set off the atomic bombs and show you the heart wrenching tragedy that the nature is going through there. Mother sea turtles now lay their eggs and crawl further inland, having lost their sense of direction, only to die on the desert-like beaches. In the Indian Ocean, natives angry at a recent shark attack (ultimately caused by their own ignorance) go out and find sharks, only to put toxic sea urchins in their mouths and set them back out to sea. The film is just amazing to watch.

Women of the World is a pseudo-sequel inspired by extra footage from Mondo Cane. It’s not nearly as shocking and seems more to consist of 1960’s T&A than anything else but it still contains some pretty interesting stuff. The one downfall of the film is the voice-over narration, which consists of quite dated sexual attitudes about the place of women in society. Feminists will do well to not throw their shoe at the TV. All and all though, I’d give Mondo Cane a

(SEE)

and Women of the World a

(MISS)

(January 28)

——The Sea Hawk (1940)——

This is a fantastic Errol Flynn swashbuckler, taking place right before the Spanish Armada. Flynn is the best of the Sea Hawks, British privateers working for Queen Elizabeth who unabashedly pirate Spain’s ships. The king isn’t happy about this and wants Captain Thorpe out of the way so that when the Armada is finally built Spain can easily overrun England and take over the world. (It should be noted the explicit political context of the film, made and released just as Germany had begun the blitz on Great Britain.)

All of those politics don’t really mean much when the action starts though. The film begins with a huge sea battle that even by today’s special effects standards looks extremely impressive. I was reminded of Master and Commander and Pirates of the Caribbean without feeling like I was missing out on anything. The movie has a very epic scope, and at times I was reminded of films like Ben Hur, especially when Thorpe and his crew are captured and enslaved on a Spanish galleon. Errol Flynn is so fricken charismatic that you’ll follow him everywhere too. The movie ends with a great bit of swordplay and you can tell that Flynn has become much more adept with the foil than in an earlier film like Captain Blood (1935). This is a great adventure yarn that anyone can enjoy.

(MUST SEE)

(January 29)

——Shock Corridor (1963)——

Sam Fuller was a maverick who made low budget movies his own way, which are often times just masterpieces. Shock Corridor is one of those crazy/amazing films. A reporter seeking the Pulitzer commits himself to a mental institution to solve a murder witnessed by some of the insane men there. His girlfriend, a stripper, is against the whole thing, but he somehow convinces her to play his sister so as to have him committed. While he manages to finally unearth the truth of the story, the experience drives him crazy just like the men he has been living with.

Sam Fuller just has a style all of his own. You just enjoy the act of watching his films. What stands out amongst everything else in this movie though is the interviews with the three witnesses. Each man has been betrayed by the American dream and has gone crazy because of it. The most striking story is of the man who went crazy because his family never taught him about what made America great, so he went Commie in the Korean War. Trying to subvert another American, that man actually taught him what his father never could and he decided to come back to America. America shunned and spit on him though. The whole experience drove him nuts, so that now he thinks that he’s reliving the Civil War. These confessionals from the three men are shot as epic monologues cut together with color images from their dreams (the film was shot in black and white). You’re riveted to your seat as these stories unfold. Fuller does it again.

(MUST SEE)

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The Monday Movie Review (A week late, but not a review short)

OK, here is the week you missed. I’m really sorry about that. I’ll try to not let it happen again. It will. I’m just saying, I’ll do everything I can to make sure the next time is a long time from now. Here is last week. One bite. Hopefully this week will be done by the end of Monday as well. Here’s to hoping. Enjoy!

(January 16)

——Chasing Amy (1997)——

Do you remember a time when Kevin Smith said that he couldn’t direct a movie, but actually didn’t do that bad a job, when Joey Lauren Adams was the “Next Big Thing”, when Ben Affleck was actually considered to be a semi-competent actor? Yeah, neither did I. That is until I revisited Kevin Smith’s arguably best film, Chasing Amy.

It’s an age-old story. Boy meets girl. Boy falls for girl. Boy finds out girl is a lesbian. Boy manages to land girl anyway, only to freak when he hears about her sexual history. Boy tries to fix things (idiotically) by having his girlfriend sleep with him and his best friend… OK, maybe not a conventional age-old story. Kevin Smith has never been “conventional”. But behind all the weirdness that age-old story is still in there. I have to admit that when I first saw the film right after it came out I didn’t completely “get” it. Naïve as I was I didn’t get the whole “a man wants to go to bed with a whore, wake up with a virgin” concept. In the following time life caught up with me and now I get it. Guys like to think that they need to know the past sexual history of their girlfriends. They also like to think that knowing won’t freak them out. Guess what, it does. The here and now is what matters. That’s what this film is about.

What I think makes this film so good is how autobiographical it is. I didn’t realize this until after seeing the movie again, but according to Kevin Smith’s liner notes the film was inspired by Smith’s own relationship with Joey Lauren Adams. The film was a sort of apology/love letter to that relationship. That’s why it rings so true. And I think anyone who let their imagination ruin a relationship can identify.

(MUST SEE)

——42nd Street Forever: Volume 1——

This isn’t technically a movie, but a DVD compilation of weird and bizarre trailers to grind house exploitation films from around the world. And pretty much anyone who enjoys the weird and bizarre has to get this DVD. This is hilarious. From blacksploitation westerns to giant monster mushrooms to 3D porno to shockumentaries to werewolf motorcycle movies, this DVD has it all. Most show graphic violence. At least 75% of the trailers have some sort of female nudity in them. A few even have full frontal male nudity. That’s right. You could see a guy’s wang in a movie trailer. One of the trailers claims it will give your family $2,000 if you die while watching the film. Another is staged like a news broadcast outside of the theater showing the film, where a man had to be taken away for going crazy watching the movies, and everyone is given an “upchuck cup” before watching the film. This DVD isn’t for the faint of heart, but anyone who loves crazy f’d up shit will love this.

(MUST SEE)

——Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)——

For the life of me, I don’t know what happened with this film. Almost no one has seen it. After some good press and a very limited release it just kind of dropped off the earth. Thankfully Images picked it up and I got a chance to see it. This is seriously one of the best movies of the year.

Shane Black, screenwriter of Lethal Weapon, wrote and directed this modern film noir starring Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer about a con (Downey) mistaken for an actor who moves from NYC to LA to live out the Hollywood dream, only to get caught in the middle of a murder mystery straight out of a pulp noir. This movie is intelligent and hilarious as it manages to both follow the traditional noir plot cliches while making fun of them at the exact same time. Downey’s very funny voice-over follows the action the entire time, letting us know that we’re not the only one in on the joke. The plot twists and turns in ways both unbelievable and totally believable at the same time. This movie is so witty and fun that it hurts the mind. Whenever the movie comes near you, see it.

(DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH)

(January 17)

——Havoc (2004)——

If you’ve heard of this movie, it’s probably because you’ve heard that Anne Hathaway gets naked in it. And does she. Not nearly enough to save the movie though, unfortunately. It starts off with an interesting premise, with these rich white kids trying to escape that meaningless identity by embracing black rap culture. Being rich though, they’ve got no idea what that culture means, exactly. After a joyride through the hood that shocks the teens, Hathaway finds something raw and real in what she sees and goes back, wanting to join a real gang. She and her friend are a little shocked to find out what that really entails though.

The problem with this movie is that it has an interesting idea, but doesn’t go far enough with it. The ending plays more like an after school TV movie than a grown up and gripping drama. It has potential but never quite makes it go.

(MISS)

——Club Dread (2003)——

I wanted to like this movie and it does have some good parts. The issue is really that the movie can’t figure out if it wants to be a comedy spoof of horror movies or if it really wants to be a slasher flick. Push far enough in either direction and the movie could be really good, but as it is it’s only a halfway decent film caught between two genres. There are some parts I liked. The life-size Pac-Man maze was hilarious. The constant (and encouraged) hornyness was pretty funny. And the spoof of the villain coming back after you think he’s dead was a good riot too. I would have liked to see the scares pushed further though. This would be a pretty good addition to the 80’s slasher genre, but after seeing Super Troopers (2002) this was definitely a step backwards for the Broken Lizard guys.

(MISS)

——Election (1999)——

Before Sideways (2004), Alexander Payne’s best movie was Election. Matthew Broderick plays Teacher of the Year, Jim McAllister, whose life just decides to crap on him one year. That damn Tracy Flick (a delightful Reese Witherspoon), high school over-achiever and then some, is running for class president, and unopposed at that. Broderick convinces the star quarterback with the busted knee (Chris Klein, playing pitch perfectly the naïve nice guy) that he has the leadership abilities that qualify him to run for class president. And that’s about when everything goes wrong.

What’s nice about Election is how Payne, like in Sideways, keeps the story focused firmly on character, even when everything starts to go crazy. We are somehow able to both loath and empathize with Jim McAllister and Tracy Flick at the same time while they slowly self-destruct. Plus, the whole thing just happens to be hilarious. Notice the little details, like how after Tracy discusses how great Coke is, Mr. McAllister is only seen with Pepsi in his hand for the rest of the film. In fact the cup that he throws at the limo carrying Tracy at the end of the film is a Pepsi cup. Things like that add up in your mind until you are laughing like crazy until the very end.

(MUST SEE)

(January 18)

——9 Songs (2005)——

I was a little surprised at how much I liked this film. On paper it sounds stupid. A young couple go to nine concerts, we hear nine songs from nine different bands, and in between they screw like rabbits. That’s it, that’s the whole plot. Oh yeah, and the whole thing is compared the male lead’s job as an ice scientist in the Antarctic. Sounds kind of lame, huh? What works is how well the film is put together. The film is really a collection of memories of a relationship from the male lead. You see the good times. You see his confusion when the relationship goes off-kilter. You also see some hardcore nudity and sex scenes. What rings true are the little moments of feeling you are in love. Everything is very artfully done and reflective, so much so that you’ll be thinking about the film for a while after it’s over.

(SEE)

(January 19)

——Jackson County Jail (1976)——

Hell, this was a surprise. One doesn’t usually expect movies this good from trash drive-in producer, Roger Corman. This movie knocked my socks off though.

It’s about a woman who is basically having the worst week ever. Her male boss tells her that she doesn’t know what women want in a tampon commercial, so she quits and goes home only to see her husband in the pool with a topless young girl. So she decides to leave LA and take a job in NYC. Instead of flying though, she wants to drive. “I’ve never seen our great country except at 30,000 feet.” Her friend says that’s how you should see it, at 30,000 feet. She should have listened to her friend. She picks up some hitchhikers who then steal her car and take her purse (lesson of the day: if you see a pregnant woman who looks like she’s strung out on drugs, don’t pick her up). She walks to a bar, where the bar owner tries to take advantage of her only to later tell the cops that she was trying to take advantage of HIM. Since she no longer has any identification on her they put her in a jail cell until they can confirm who she is.

Funny enough though, that’s when things REALLY get bad. The night watchman decides that he is going to have a little of that nice LA ass and rapes her. She then beats him to death with a stool. In the next cell is a young Tommy Lee Jones, arrested for trying to steal a melon truck, although he’s wanted all over. He’s the one who tells her the guard is dead and then drags her into his truck to make a run for it. You see, no one is going to believe her self-defense story. So they have to run from the law. Like I said, worst week ever.

Tommy Lee Jones is just brilliant in this movie. This isn’t grumpy old Tommy we’re used to, but young starving actor Tommy, and he is perfect in his role in this movie. Even though on paper he’s the worst one of all, he’s actually the only one that helps her out and treats her with any sort of respect. He’s a sort of James Dean character. By the end, he is trying to convince her to tell the authorities that he did it.

Without ruining the end, let’s just say that not all goes to plan. The ending is just perfect. Even though this is a really low budget Roger Corman picture, the story, acting and direction all shine.

(MUST SEE)

(January 20)

——Junebug (2005)——

I saw this at Images last fall and was just blown away when I saw it. On second viewing…still blown away. This is one of those movies that just sticks with you for a long time. One of the things I really noticed this time watching it was how the whole film feels exactly how you feel when visiting a relative that you see very infrequently. The weirdness of the surroundings. That feeling of knowing a relative you don’t really know anything about. The quiet periods of reflection where you have nothing to do because it is not your house.

The story is about an art dealer who goes down to North Carolina to convince a new artist to show through her gallery. The artist just happens to live nearby to where her husband’s family lives so they go to meet the family for the first time. Every character is just like someone you know. The standouts are Amy Adams and The O.C.’s Ben McKenzie, as the young couple that still live with his parents. OK, forget about everyone else. Amy Adams is the real knockout. Every time she isn’t on screen you want more.

I’ll gladly list this as one of my favorite films of the year, so go out and see it now, alright?

(MUST SEE)

——Hustle and Flow (2005)——

I didn’t really know what to think of this one. It had been getting a lot of great reviews, but somehow the pimp pulling himself out of the gutter with his rap skills plot seemed a little been there, done that to me. I guess that’s why the movie hit me like an atom bomb. This film is damn good.

I’ll start off where the movie starts off: Terrence Howard, as the middle aged pimp DJay. From the very first shot of him I was hooked. There is just something about this performance. That first shot is of DJay in his car talking to one of his tricks. The speech he is giving her is empowering, but just look at his eyes. These are the eyes of a man broke down, grasping at the end of his rope. His eyes are watery and he looks like he’s ready to cry. This is the kind of energy Terrence Howard gives to the role. He’s amazing to watch.

DJay figures the only way to get out of the pimp game is by rapping after seeing Skinny Black (Ludacris), another rapper from his hood who made it big, on TV. What really helps the film is that the songs he makes are actually really bitching, kick ass rap songs. You want him to succeed.

But then you get to that point in the movie where you just know they are going to break into some lame rise to the top, he beat all odds cliché. What’s amazing about the film is that it somehow manages to have its cake and eat it too, i.e. you get the ending you want in a completely unexpected and original way. I’ll leave you to figure out what that means.

Also good was the direction, which takes its cues from 70’s blacksploitation cinema, right down the funk and soul soundtrack, the high saturated color and even the credits, which seem transplanted straight from something like Shaft of Coffy. This is a great, extremely fun film. You’ll be pleasantly surprised.

(MUST SEE)

(January 21)

——Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid (2005 Special Edition) (1973)——

(NOTE: This is a review of the 2005 Special Edition of the film, reedited using the Sam Peckinpah’s notes and the “insights of colleagues”, whatever that means. I’ve never seen the original theatrical cut (not included on the DVD) nor have I seen the 1988 Turner Preview Version.)

Having seen other Peckinpah films, I have to say that from my limited perspective this version of the film seems pretty dead on to the way Peckinpah would have liked it. This feels like a complete film, and there doesn’t really seem to be an off note in it.

Kris Kristofferson plays Billy the Kid, a cocky and cool rogue and maverick wanted by the law. James Coburn is Sheriff Pat Garrett who has sworn to bring him in and also just happens to have ridden with Billy in the past. It’s one of those Peckinpah Westerns, where there is a mutual respect between the two flawed and opposed main players. Peckinpah makes clear the point of the degeneration of society through a degeneration of a friendship, using all his trademark uses of violence. Both main characters are doomed. I’m not ruining anything here, since you’ll find this out in the very first scene. How it all happens is what’s interesting, and this is where Peckinpah is a genius, because he knows how to make the brutal elegant.

Which brings me to my final note, the Bob Dylan score and Bob Dylan the actor. Both the score and the actor shouldn’t work. And yet they do. Beautifully. I was a little dubious when I saw that Dylan would also be acting in the film. Come on, this is going to suck, right? But he’s so mysterious, so there but not there, the fact that he IS Dylan just makes his character more interesting. It’s never really explained what his motivations are. He says almost nothing. And it just sucks you all in. Much like the soundtrack, which fits the film perfectly. You all know the song, “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”? Of course you do. It was written for this movie. And every time it is used, the song gains some sort of extra meaning. I don’t think I can think of any more poignant scene than that in which Slim Pickins gets it while Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door plays in the background.

(MUST SEE)

(January 22)

——Hoodwinked (2006)——

Hoodwinked makes up for its horrible animation (this looks closer to a Playstation game than Pixar) with actual creative and imaginative storytelling, something seriously missing in almost all of the non-Pixar computer generated movies at this point. The film turns the traditional Little Red Riding Hood story on its head by starting out with a police investigation where each of the four suspects at the scene of the crime tell their story of how they got there, Rashomon-style. What follows is quirky, different, Indie-spirited and very often hilarious with throw off lines that will keep the adults in the audience constantly entertained. A few of my favorites involve a discussion of why Kyle isn’t a good name for an evil henchman and a song lyric in a music montage about how “Red is blue, even though that really doesn’t make any sense.” Go take a piss on the empty visuals of Shark Tale and Madagascar and Robots and watch this instead.

(SEE)

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