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The Dunkin’ Donuts across the street from the store has notoriously bad service. They are frequently understaffed, and those who do show up to work are either crazy or incompetent. Witness “Gacy”, who earned his nickname because the crazy driving-a-scooter-into-work … Continue reading →

When I was little people used to think I was retarded because I spoke slowly. Life not without its irony, it’s only when I speak quickly that I sound retarded. Do I look like a Kyle to you? Because I … Continue reading →

Now that was a birthday that was better than the last couple lonely, depressing ones I’ve had. It began with my acquiring of a brand new cell phone and ended with my being pulled over by a Vermont State Trooper. … Continue reading →

OK, here is my gift from me to you for today, my pretties. If you can get the chance, go and see this amazing movie out now called Me and You and Everyone We Know, directed by Miranda July. You’ll … Continue reading →

OK, yesterday I got three books: 1,001 Movies You Must See Before You Die, Roger Ebert’s The Great Movies and Once Upon a Time in Italy: The Westerns of Sergio Leone. That’s right folks, the madness is only beginning. 1,001 … Continue reading →

My mom asked me earlier tonight what I wanted for my birthday. I was seriously at a loss for words. “Money” was the answer I came up with. I mean, when you buy everything you want anyway, what’s the point … Continue reading →

Hey Bard friends: Did you get the new Bardian yet? Like me, did you flip open to the pages on Blithewood and count the number of places you had gotten wasted there? What, that was just me? Oh damn. Seriously … Continue reading →

OK, so I finally get two days off this week. You’d think I’d be happy. But I’m not. You know why? Because I’m still working 42.5 hours this week. Two weeks ago when Jeremy had two days off he worked … Continue reading →

One of my friends recently posted on a topic that I had been meaning to write about for a while now, but have just been too lazy to actually do. That topic: How personal should one’s blog really be? As … Continue reading →