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The girls in Pleasantville aren’t pleasant at all, no sir.

I’m not exactly ashamed to say this: Josh’s wasn’t the first place on my list of where I wanted to go on my first vacation in, oh, like forever. Unfortunately he was kind of towards the bottom of the list. … Continue reading

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Snow tires

OK, I got my snow tires yesterday and had my 15,000 mile check up. When I drive now it kind of feels like I’m floating, like the whole car isn’t all going the same direction. It’s a very slight thing, … Continue reading

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Bird Flu, Bird Flu, Bird Flu, Bird Flu, Bird Flu, Bird Flu, Bird Flu. Hey God? Yeah, you think you can kind of chill on the whole Bird Flu thing? Yeah, just keep up the natural disasters thing. They’re cool. … Continue reading

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Uh…whoa

Thank God for Japan and South Korea. Hell, just Asia in general. Every time that you thought you’d seen everything, that you couldn’t see anything any more disturbing than what you’ve already seen, along comes some obscure Asian film to … Continue reading

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Calm before the void

Today is my last day of work before having six days off in a row! Now that may not seem like a lot, but consider the fact that I haven’t had that much time off since before I started working … Continue reading

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Addictions that lead to nothing.

So it is official: I’m addicted to the Powerball. It started out innocently enough. One ticket when the drawing was really high. Lately no one has been winning. So the jackpot keeps going up. So every time I get gas … Continue reading

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As I get older, am I getting sane-er, or crazier?

Do you ever look in the rearview mirror while you are driving at night and think you see a man with a hook in the back seat? Yeah, I knew I wasn’t the only one. Step one of Operation: Exploit … Continue reading

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Dumb customers

OK, here is one of my biggest pet peeves: A customer walks into the store and gravitates (usually) towards the Wave Music System. I tell them a little bit about it, play a little music. They seemed a little confused … Continue reading

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I had a dream last night that I was trying to find star talent for my high class burlesque (read: strip) club. Very business-like. Except, you know, for all the nudity. My dreams have just been getting weirder and weirder … Continue reading

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I’ve become a shut-in of a sort of late. I don’t like that sentence. I’m leaving it though. Must move on. Anyway, gas is really expensive. I haven’t made bonus in a long time. Money seems to be hemorrhaging out … Continue reading

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