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To: God From: Ben Thank you so much God for new O.C. I really appreciate it. —— I was just about this close to a heart attack today. So I’m checking out vtlottery.com this morning to see if I won … Continue reading →

How is it that oil usage can be going down, but a company like Exxon-Mobil can see a net increase in profits of over 75%? And why do oil companies need $4 billion in tax breaks again? It seems like … Continue reading →

I should have posted this last night, as it would be more timely and not as lame a post as this, but last night’s The Office was probably one of the funniest yet. From moving Dwight’s desk into the Men’s … Continue reading →

OK, well, I have to make a decision on my insurance by Wednesday. I could stay with what I have, which sucks but is relatively cheap ($6) or I could go to a good provider and pay out four times … Continue reading →

Since I always seem to bitch and complain about work when it is not going so right, I should probably write when life’s all right, no? Yesterday, although we didn’t exactly sell lots, was actually a really good day. One … Continue reading →

OK, I’ll say it: Meg White is damn hot. I just watched The White Stripes concert DVD, Under Blackpool Lights, and while Jack White was wailing away on his guitar I sat there transfixed on Meg. Meg’s drums have a … Continue reading →

Dear Mr Ben Merrell, Our records show that you haven’t yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible… … Uh, what? I’m not even sure my parents are fully eligible yet. I mean don’t … Continue reading →

If you’d like to check out my lame ass MySpace page, well, here you go.  Any suggestions for non-sucking can be directed there!

Man, today was like parade of the idiots day at work. I swear I’ve never wanted to hit so many customers in quick succession ever before. Everything I hate about asshole customers came out today. John never came in, as … Continue reading →

Jeremy related to me today a cool dream that he had last night. In it he saw Darth Vader kill his father, who was a marionette with his strings cut, lying in bed. Later Jeremy was both Luke and himself … Continue reading →