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Does anyone know why the hell my AOL IM occasionally makes the sound of an arrow hitting a target. I can’t for the fucking life of me figure out what it’s trying to tell me. Speak up! What do you … Continue reading →

There is an inherent flaw in the Monday Movie Review process. First, there is the fact that the more movies I watch, the more interesting the Review is for you (and me). But reviews take time to write. A dilemma … Continue reading →

Another week, another Monday Movie Review. That’s right. Another one! How long will it last, people? No one knows. And that’s half the fun. Before we dig into the reviews I’d like to say that I enthusiastically encourage anyone’s comments … Continue reading →

What’s up with the weather lately, huh? Saturday: Rain, temperature in the mid-50’s. Sunday: Snow, temperatures bottoming out right around 0. That is still messing with my head. They were completely different days at the store too. Saturday was mass … Continue reading →

24 got off to a bang, people! This was definitely the best opening to a season of 24 ever. If it stays this way, we’re looking at greatest season ever.

Every week I say to myself, “Man, no way could next week’s The Office be funnier than tonight’s. This was the funniest episode EVER.” And you know what? The next week. That’s right. Funnier. Biggest fucking moron in the world … Continue reading →

Today Rachel called up from the office to ask me a question. RACHEL: “I don’t know if you guys are interested, but I just made some hate chocolate. It’s down here if you want some.” BEN: “Wait, what?” RACHEL: “It’s … Continue reading →

I have decided that as a New Year’s Resolution it is time to reinstate the Monday Movie Review. A few people were actually sad to see it go. A few never knew about it but wished I said more about … Continue reading →

Today after we opened the store Jeremy started that famous sentence that you know means something big is going to be said. “Since I have all of you all together right now, I have something to tell you…” Well, I … Continue reading →

Someone has got to help me think of something to write about this year. So far it has been a bust, no? What the hell can I write about? Help!