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“Americans watch, on average, 50 DVDs per year according to a recent report from Video Business Magazine.” Last month, I watched 50 movies, tying my all-time best for a month.  This month?  I’m one away from tying 50 again and … Continue reading →

So my dad ended up being the one that took my power plug for no apparent reason.  Nice.  Enjoy the picture, now that has finally been able to be scanned!   

First off, I’d like to say that I want to marry Kristen Bell, AKA TV’s Veronica Mars. Oh man, is that show good. Why did I never watch it before now? But for my reason of writing tonight: Today I … Continue reading →

It might just be me, but has anyone else noticed that in the red FBI / INTERPOL warning at the beginning of DVDs the French language version of the warning stays up longer than the English one?  It’s as if … Continue reading →

Oh my God.  The sky must be falling.  I’m actually posting a Monday Movie Review on a frickin’ MONDAY.  Heaven’s to Betsy.  Well, I’m not going to hold you back.  Get to it!  Read those fresh reviews!!!  Go! (June 26) … Continue reading →

After eating at McDonalds today I wondered to myself, “What kind of fucktard salts this food?”  I mean, seriously, why would you salt anything that they make?  It’s like dragging your tongue across the beach at the Dead Sea.  Doing … Continue reading →

OK, I’ve got to warn you.  Along with a bunch of really great movies that you should definitely watch there is some really messed up crap in this review.  Like really freaky.  Like so freaky that I had to put a frickin’ … Continue reading →

If you are wondering why my usually late movie reviews are unusually late this week, that would be because I spent my Independence Day watching obseen amounts of movies.  (Like, uh, duh.)  But seriously, in the mail the other day … Continue reading →

I’d like to do something new for you folks. We are already halfway through the year and I’ve amazingly seen 257 movies thus far. That’s a lot of movies! And a lot of movie reviews, (that is to say when … Continue reading →

Late as usual, but what else would you expect from me?  Enjoy! (June 12) ——Ilsa: Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1975)—— Despite her head exploding in the last film, Ilsa was such a popular character that she somehow made … Continue reading →