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Doctor Cox, after he is asked by his wife to give her harpy friends a tour of the hospital: “This is where the patients come in. Upstairs is where they go to die. Downstairs is where we throw their dead … Continue reading →

Oh, dear Snow God in the sky, please let so much of your wonderful fluffy goodness fall upon this earth that I won’t have to go into work tomorrow. You know that no one in their right mind will show … Continue reading →

Things are starting to look brighter in my future. I think I’m actually going to apply for that job after all, and just see what happens.

If you took all of the porn off of the internet, there would only be one website left, called Bring Back the Porn. Ah, so true.

I asked this question in the comment section of one of my posts, but I’ll open it up for everyone: How much, rough estimate, would you say that one should have saved up that they would need to move and … Continue reading →

Today, more than ever before, I’m seriously considering just jumping on that Seattle job offer.

I was losing faith. I was beginning to think for the first time in my life that I shouldn’t be making all of my major life decisions based upon a cheap Chinese novelty baked good. I mean, what the hell, … Continue reading →

Woke up this morning, walked by the mirror, did a double take. Yes, I was indeed sporting Vanilla Ice bedhead.

At about 4:30 this afternoon I wondered out loud if it was too late to make my almost daily pilgrimage to the bank. I wasn’t feeling all that confident at the moment and was actually feeling quite sick. Whether it … Continue reading →

You’re all probably really sick of this song by now, but I just saw this video for the first time and thought it was really beautiful, so I thought I’d share it with you: