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They just had this commercial on TV for a new, 24-hour pre-school channel. Who the fuck is watching the 24-hour pre-school channel at 3 in the morning? Seriously? I just threw my cell phone at the wall. It was in … Continue reading →

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland   “You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, … Continue reading →

Normally I have the coldest hands and feet known to man. They are always cold. Bad circulation, I guess. This weekend I discovered beer + cold hands = warmest hands in the bar. Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever had … Continue reading →

There are a lot of bums in Seattle. A LOT. That said, they’re mostly pretty clever. Picture your typical old bum holding up the following sign, written with black magic marker on a scrap of cardboard: “My dad was killed … Continue reading →

Just Watch.

On a bumper sticker: “If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip…who will?”

A quick post from the 4 Aces Hampton Inn in Deadwood, SD: I’m halfway to Seattle, chilling in my hotel room in Deadwood. The trip has been really great so far. I’ve seen lots of cool stuff. I think Mt. … Continue reading →

Well, this is it. My last night in New York. My last day in Manchester. It’s weird. I’m not freaking out right now. Of course I am still a little buzzed from going to Madison’s (mmm…Irish red. Thanks for a … Continue reading →

Going through my glove compartment to clean it out before the big trip, I discovered that I couldn’t find my current proof of insurance. I have every copy of insurance I’ve acquired since I bought the car, but just not … Continue reading →