Category Archives: Uncategorized

Ok, I have a question for all of you loyal readers: How old do you have to be for it to be ok to watch an R rated movie? I ask this because my aunt and my 12 year old … Continue reading →

For those of you who haven’t heard, a girl in the UK pulled down the shorts on her Hulk toy only to find he was completely anatomically correct (and even a little more so). For those interested to see how … Continue reading →

I don’t know if you know this but I hate clowns. They are one of my top phobias. I absolutely can’t stand them. “That’s an odd thing to be afraid of,” you might say. “Aren’t clowns suppose to be fun … Continue reading →

No so much for me to yammer on and on about today, boring you until you come to tears wondering why you ever thought reading Ben Merrell’s posts would be any fun and cursing the day he was … eh … Continue reading →

Today was another fine day of boredom. I won’t give you the details, but instead will get right to the juicy stuff. ——Man With A Movie Camera—— I finally got my Man with a Movie Camera DVD in the mail … Continue reading →

NAME THAT QUOTE! OR NAME THIS ONE! “What happened to town pride?” “It’s been going downhill ever since the lake caught on fire.” ON TO THE SHOW! ——Bathroom Time—— Have you ever gone to the bathroom naked, say, when you … Continue reading →

Here’s another quote for all you lovers of…oh fuck, just give ’em the quote: “What did the aliens look like?” “Well, I only saw the from the back because they were too busy gang-probing you.” NAME THAT QUOTE! ——Terminator Madness—— … Continue reading →

Did you ever look through a mirror and think there was another reality on the other side of it, only to touch the mirror and then have reality say, “You are just touching glass, stupid!”? Did you ever stop to … Continue reading →

I had another dream last night. In this dream a pregnant Jennifer Connely and I fell in love, but she was married to LL Cool J. (Why was she married to LL Cool J? Because Ladies Love Cool James, that’s … Continue reading →

NAME THAT QUOTE! If you can name exactly where it came from, I’ll have to think of a really good prize for you, as this one is pretty hard (I’m still thinking about your prize Anna). ——Chinese Philosophy and Dreaming—— … Continue reading →