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Step aside, Frodo; get out of the way, Indiana Jones. What may be the most anticipated DVD package since the advent of the format is finally hitting stores: the initial ”Star Wars” trilogy. Lucasfilm and 20th Century Fox announced Monday … Continue reading →

——The Great Silence—— (A) This is definitely probably the bleakest Western you’ll ever see, spaghetti or otherwise, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t still a damn fine film. Let it be known that the ending is extremely depressing, but its … Continue reading →

What Is Your Battle Cry? Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the tarmac! It is ManeatingCow23, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a low scream, his voice cometh: “I’m going to smash you until you deflate, and trade … Continue reading →

CBS said that instead of the usual five-second delay that it uses for some live telecasts where verboten language may be uttered, it will use a five-minute delay during the Grammys. ABC said it would do something similar for the … Continue reading →

More Boobygate backlash: According to TheSmokingGun.com, a Tennessee woman has filed a proposed class action lawsuit, claiming Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl striptease caused TV viewers to “suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury.” Terri Carlin, 47 — a Knoxville bank … Continue reading →

The fallout over Boobygate continues: Janet Jackson will apparently not appear at Sunday’s Grammy Awards, where she was slated to introduce a tribute to ailing R&B singer Luther Vandross. According to reports, CBS rescinded her invitation in the wake of … Continue reading →

On Super Bowl Sunday, millions of American children lost their innocence, and we’re still reeling. They — all of us, really — tuned in to CBS to celebrate what a recent Gallup poll affirmed is our country’s favorite sport. What … Continue reading →

Want to know why I stopped going to church? (Yeah, I know, that’s what you’ve all been thinking about.) I’m a very religious person, and yet I hate the Church. Most people don’t understand how I can separate one from … Continue reading →

http://www.defectiveyeti.com got me thinking; what ever happened to pizza parties? Remember them? Back in grade school everyone brought in like three bucks to pay for a bunch of pizzas and a couple liters of soda, or the primo parties where … Continue reading →