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What’s up with the new Update Journal?

I have a disease. It’s called procrastination. I don’t know why I do it, but if there is something I can procrastinate on doing, that’s what I do (or don’t do). My entire life has been one giant procrastination. It … Continue reading

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Well, fuck

Well, good news all around. First my tape deck in my car is getting more and more finiky by the minute. Yesterday it took me 15 minutes to get it working in the morning. Today 25. Stupid piece of shit. … Continue reading

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A little bit of levity can’t hurt

One thing I just realized today: I don’t ever have to worry about someone stealing my car. I mean, now that my door is all smashed up, who’s going to want anything in my car? It’s a 1990 Chevy Lumina … Continue reading

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Holy, shit.

You know, every fricking week NBC and Trump advertise next week’s episode of the Apprentice having THE BEST BOARDROOM EVER!!!!!! that you tend to stop caring. The boardroom was great, yeah, but best ever? I don’t know about that. Not … Continue reading

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Beward the credit card scammer

The other day I had my first customer try to pull a fast one on the store. And by fast one I don’t mean your basic “I live in New Hampshire so I don’t have to pay tax” scam or … Continue reading

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Hey, I got into an accident! Yeah for me!

I got into a nice little accident tonight on my way home from work. Smashed the hell out of my driver’s side rear door trying to pass a construction crew pickup truck on the right while he was making some … Continue reading

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SOME FUCKED UP SHIT

OK, I’m really pissed off right now. Really fucking PISSED. [REDACTED]

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Amazon’s got problems

Because you’ve ordered The Film Noir Collection and The Alfred Hitchcock Signiture Collection in the past, we thought you’d like to know that The Alfred Hitchcock Signiture Collection is now available for pre-order… Uh, yeah, I know. I preordered it. … Continue reading

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Some great work stories for you folks:

Could someone please see Open Water and tell me how the fuck the movie ends? I saw the movie tonight, and the movie ended at a logical point. The film fades to black. Then suddenly the film just stops and … Continue reading

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Being smart

MSN just popped up one of those random news stories they are prone to do, and this one in particular caught my eye: 30 Best and Worst Crime Cities. Now is that a list of cities that a best and … Continue reading

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