Author Archives: ManeatingCow23

Hey, the internet is back on! Nice. Maybe I can post something. Or not. I think I’m going to work on something a little more…substantial. But Whoo ho! The internet is back!

I hope your Christmas was good. Mine was. Except for the whole not having internet thing. That kind of sucked. It’s out AGAIN! I haven’t had it at the house for like three days, which is driving me crazy. Then … Continue reading →

Always here to tell you if buying an Unrated DVD is worth it, I’m here tonight to render judgment upon Will Ferrell and Adam McKay’s Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. The Verdict? Totally buy it. Much like the … Continue reading →

An hour and 23 minutes later, guess who finally decided to open its damn trap?

I really fucking hate my old computer right now. Stupid CD drawer has yet to open in approx. 41 minutes so far. Stupid Gawddamnskumsuckinpieceofshit! I just want to burn a damn CD!!! …OK, calming myself now. I saw an awesome … Continue reading →

It never stops amazing me that after a customer asks of our Outdoor speakers, “Are these 100% all-weather speakers?” and I respond, “Yes, they are,” literally 100% of the time they follow up with the question: “Do you have to … Continue reading →

When someone asks if you want to join them and a bunch of other guys to play Risk at 10PM on a night where you have to be up the next morning at 7:30AM, you might just want to reconsider … Continue reading →

It is so totally not cool how close I came to hitting the Powerball this week, only to actually get only one number right.  Not cool. By the way, if you are looking for something totally awesome to read, you … Continue reading →