Monthly Archives: May 2007

The following headline just appeared on my web browser: Bush told war is hurting GOP Wait, someone is just telling him that now? What about everyone that was saying that, like, five years ago???

There is this new commercial on, where a carrot tries to convince a mom that he can be in Juicy Juice. They then show a bunch of kids giving the Juicy Juice a thumbs up, because apparently they don’t know … Continue reading →

I am sober enough to know that drunk dialing on the West Coast is a bad idea. You’re welcome.

I keep trying to bite my nails, but I don’t bite them anymore, so it’s a weird sensation of biting but not biting.

They just had this commercial on TV for a new, 24-hour pre-school channel. Who the fuck is watching the 24-hour pre-school channel at 3 in the morning? Seriously? I just threw my cell phone at the wall. It was in … Continue reading →