There is this new commercial on, where a carrot tries to convince a mom that he can be in Juicy Juice. They then show a bunch of kids giving the Juicy Juice a thumbs up, because apparently they don’t know they are drinking yucky vegetable juice. Then the creepy part comes. A little girl walks right up to the camera, raises her empty glass, and gleefully asks:

“More research, please!”

There is just something so inherently wrong about this that I can’t get the burned image out of my mind.