Daily Archives: May 6, 2007

I am sober enough to know that drunk dialing on the West Coast is a bad idea. You’re welcome.

I keep trying to bite my nails, but I don’t bite them anymore, so it’s a weird sensation of biting but not biting.

They just had this commercial on TV for a new, 24-hour pre-school channel. Who the fuck is watching the 24-hour pre-school channel at 3 in the morning? Seriously? I just threw my cell phone at the wall. It was in … Continue reading →