Monthly Archives: April 2007

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland   “You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, … Continue reading →

Normally I have the coldest hands and feet known to man. They are always cold. Bad circulation, I guess. This weekend I discovered beer + cold hands = warmest hands in the bar. Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever had … Continue reading →

There are a lot of bums in Seattle. A LOT. That said, they’re mostly pretty clever. Picture your typical old bum holding up the following sign, written with black magic marker on a scrap of cardboard: “My dad was killed … Continue reading →

Just Watch.

On a bumper sticker: “If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip…who will?”