Today was especially slow at work, so I took it upon myself to start up a tiny game of “Would you rather…?” It didn’t start out very special. Then talk of Britney Spears’ recent lack of undergarments inspired for me a new question.

My question to Garth was: “Of the following strung-out party girls, which would you rather have as a girlfriend: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, or Lindsey Lohan?”

After taking a second to think, Garth replied, “Paris Hilton,” and right before I could ask why, he added, “I’d just be really mean to her.”

Oh man, that took me by surprise. I don’t think anyone could have given a better response to that question. Hilarious.