The holidays really stuck it to Sign Wisdom. Instead of all of the usually insane signs that I see year round, suddenly there are religious messages that in no way can be laughed at. What fun is that?

Anyway, finally, on January 3rd, I saw another sign worthy of Sign Wisdom. Leave it to the fire department to be the first to put out one of their head scratcher inspirational messages.

“Willpower is being able to eat just one salted peanut.”

Somebody must really love salted peanuts at this firehouse. Seriously, what the hell does that mean? Thank you, fire station, for bringing the insanity back into my world. I love you guys.