Is it wrong that I find the worst part about getting a speeding ticket is paying the bill? Now, I don’t mean the act of giving my hard earned money to someone else because I was stupid enough to get caught speeding. What I mean is I hate having to write out a check and having to address an envelope. In fact, all of my bills would probably get paid the day I received them if I didn’t have to actually sit there and write something.

People, this is laziness at its greatest.