Ross was over at my house with me today, and when talking with my parents my mom asked me what kind of bands Ross liked. I was at a loss for words because I couldn’t think of anyone she would actually know. We joked around, to which she said that he probably liked the “French Zippers.” Not only did it actually sound like a real band name, but I think it’s kind of catchy. That’s it. If I ever start a band, I’m calling us the French Zippers.