Andy Rooney talked tonight about how 60 Minutes would really like get a younger audience for the show. Aside from somehow making Andy Rooney look less ancient, he suggested putting a Parental Discretion Advised warning on before the show, because as we all know, it usually attracts kids instead of deterring them from watching like it is supposed to.

My suggestion? Lots more of Lara Logan. She’s hot, she’s British, and oh yeah, she’s smoking hot. I’ve never cared more about what’s happening in Iraq. She makes learning fun. Like if Big Bird were a hot, British journalist.