Wise words of wisdom:

There is nothing busier than an idle rumor.

So true. And just imagine what would happen if that rumor put down the beer can and got off the couch every once and a while!

This is brilliance in simplicity:

To belittle is to be little.

All I can ever think of when I read this is that Simpson’s episode where Homer says: “And Scoobie-Do, do-do’s!” [Did I even spell Scoobie-Do right? These are the things that keep me up at night.]