So, today I did my civic duty to tell the Republicans to go fuck themselves.

Or did I? The voting machine wasn’t exactly the most self-explanatory thing in the world. Upon getting home I asked my parents how they voted, just to see if I voted right. Turns out we all might have voted differently.

You see, there is a list of names and then buttons underneath those names. You pull down on the button and a little orange arrow points down. This is the part that confused me, because the way I was looking at it the only way you could vote would be to pull down on the button below the name you want. But then are the arrows supposed to point at the person you want to vote for or are they just there to tell you that you pulled that tab down? So confusing. I’m now confident that this is how the Republicans keep winning elections. Democrats blissfully go into the voting booth knowing that this time is the time we get rid of all those damn dirty Republicans. Then every day after we look on in horror as the Republicans pull another one out of their asses yet again, and curse out our neighbors for being such dipshits. Little do we know that we’re the dipshits.

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In other news, I officially signed the paperwork to become Manchester’s Assistant Manager. Woo hoo! Just between you and me, it couldn’t have happened sooner. And because I’d like to keep my job, I’ll just leave it at that.