Unfortunately there were no new signs out this week. All my usual places were advertising stupid crap like rummage sales, the bastards. I did, fortunately, get this nugget of wisdom off of a bumper sticker, which I like:

“Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.”

That’s kind of sweet, isn’t it?

My sister sent me this one via email for all of you sign junkies:

“Wal-mart isn’t the only saving place.”

There’s a little irony in that, now isn’t there? God will save your soul, whereas saving money at Wal-mart will probably damn it. Funny, that.