Alright folks, I’m off to Seattle. A few words before I go.

Man, you’d think I was going back to college again the way my mom was going on and on. I make the mistake of asking her to help me pack my bag because I still haven’t figured out how to fit a full closet into a bag the size of a small trash can. That’s all I need, a little help getting the clothes in the bag, and yet the activity takes an hour of pure pain and misery. Oy. The chances of me now getting any sleep tonight are slim to none.

To all of you: I probably won’t be reading your wise words for a week, but I will read them. Which means DON’T GET TOO WORDY! I’ll keel over and die from all of the reading. I kid, I kid.

I don’t know what else to write, and since I haven’t done shit for packing myself, I should probably do that now. Later~!