This morning, for the first time, uh, ever, I cut myself shaving.  Right on the bottom of my chin.  Where I should have been going parallel I for some reason decided today would be better going perpendicular and thus managed to hack a big chunk out of my flesh.  After a bunch of peroxide (is it ever fun to use that stuff?) it stopped bleeding, but there is a massive red clot there at the end of my chin.  Nice.